Adewumi

Leisure writer | Conservative

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

@Naija_PR Romans 8:38-39
For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord

[Sọ́pụ̀rụ́ | Writer & Translator @SopuruEgbodo]

@lagosMOT1 @seunosiyemi_ @Sola_Giwa @tokunbo_wahab @walemusa @Lawma_gov @LasgMOE @SamuelEgube Guess who the waste police is? Igbo smoking touts that even collect money daily from roadside and centre of road sellers who also litter the roads with reckless abandon.

@jidesanwoolu hired mofos to handle environmental issues in Lagos.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

I have no interest in ever this exchange started from. My only concern is how you made the assumption that calling someone by the name they were christened is bigotry.

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

“Dear Chinedu”
Looked at it from every angle and it still seemed so crazy to me.

This is solid proof that bigotry is state sponsored.

What a disgrace.

[Uch£ @he1sphenomenal]

any nigga I see defending the patriarchy or rigid gender roles like provision is an idiot.

reframe this to " he was waiting for me to come back and cook" and you'll see hot tears about men being xyz

if you never clock foids in 2026, I pity you

[May @notMay01]

Children privacy una.

The real issue we know.

It’s simply because it’s a man and you’re completely fried with the “Men bad” narrative.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

He didn’t shake hands with his fellow countrymen but was opening teeth to shake with the Chinese like a good boy 😂😂😂

Monkey on suit, still a monkey.

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

Minister Wike arrived at a road commissioning event yesterday to meet Chinese line up alongside Nigerians to receive him.

He shook hands with all the Chinese, but refused to shake hands with Nigerians.

I can't believe my eyes!✍️

[The Creative Executioner🦸🏾 @AjalaAbdulrahm1]

You’re not doing enough. This is Anthony and this is how it has been for weeks, It’s a mess and it smells terribly. This is supposed to be a park fgs

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

They are enforcing responsibility on irresponsible lots like you.
If you don’t want to be responsible, maybe don’t take it upon yourself.

[BALOGUN DODONDAWA @1i_riz]

Nigerian parents making it an obligation to marry someone because you got them pregnant is ridiculous

[мустафа ибрагим, 21 ans 🥀 @patryusha]

I wish I was even lying dawg.
Very disgraceful stuff.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

You could’ve jolly well chosen not to be pregnant.

[Gracious Onuoha @grayshurz]

Pregnancy wasn't 50/50..
Birth wasn't 50/50..
Breastfeeding wasn't 50/50..
The mental load wasn't 50/50..
Postpartum recovery wasn't 50/50..
The sleepless nights weren't 50/50..
The physical changes weren't
50/50..
By the time the bills came.. she had already paid in ways a man never could.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

Since you demand an explanation for how this works.

Simple explanation: This is Nigeria!

[BigLauren @biglauren_k]

Dear Nigeria Immigration Service,

I sat for the recruitment examination and scored 92.5/100.

The publicly stated benchmark was 91/100.

Yet when I checked my status, I was told my application was unsuccessful.

Can someone explain how this process works?

@BTOofficial
@NigeriaGov
@MinOfInteriorNG

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

What most of you call genuine love is just a poor babe sticking around with a guy cos she thinks he's doing well enough for himself and has potential. She adds next to nothing to his life btw
Not like she'd choose him if she was doing better

Love yunno

If I slap your head 🤣🤣

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

May this misogyny favour me and my family.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

I was getting food with a man. When we were done, he went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, she said “you’re paying???”

I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, he came back & gave her his card.

She said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?”

All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

Bonus question.
If there is mummy’s boy, does mummy’s girl also exist?

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

Who is a mummy’s boy?

Based on your answer, will you like your son to be a mummy’s boy or not?

[Presh Lee🥰✨ @Presh__lee]

I will never settle for a yahoo boy.

I will never settle for a mummy's boy.

I will never settle for a 50:50 man.

I will never settle for a misogynist.

I will never settle for a fat man.

I will never settle for a poor man.

I will never settle for a short man.

[Manjul Vic🦅 @VictorManjul]

I Bought my first car in 2024
I Bought a plot of land in Jos
I Bought another in Port Harcourt
I Started Saving as an adult in 2024
I built my pig farm, & established in 2025

A single emergency: My Mom’s illness in 2026, made me sold & cleared everything, including my Savings‼️⚠️

This is LIFE in Nigeria.

You can struggle to build your life as a young person, without government support, but a single emergency can have everything crash, right before your eyes.

You will start life all over again, without support!

All because we don't have a Government‼️

When you see me put in extra efforts to sensitize people on voter registration & participation,

I am simply pushing for the installation of a people-oriented leader, who would establish a functional system/country that benefits and supports all Nigerians.

I am a VICTIM of NIGERIA⚠️

As an only son, who lost his father & 7 other family members to insecurity,

Family members who would have been a support system

Imagine pushing through life alone to attain a certain milestone, only to crash back to square one!😪

Nigeria has happened to me in ways you can't imagine, so I'm making efforts to see that it doesn't happen to others

PETER OBI will build a NIGERIA that supports you, not one that impoverishes you & feeds you bread crumbs.

Our only chance at having a decent FUTURE as Nigerian youths, is a PETER OBI presidency!

#NigeriaWillBeOK

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

#EkitiDecides2026: Massive vote-buying rocks polls as voters reportedly receive ₦10,000 from APC, ₦2,000 from ADC

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

The husband you are mistreating now will show you shege in your old age- Wise man warns wives.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"The wife you are mistreating now will show you shege in your old age" — Actor Chiwetalu Agu warns men as he shares a lovely video with his wife.

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

So many laws of economics shockingly don’t play out in Nigeria.

You can never understand this country.

[M.F🕴 @Mfaradayy]

My question is, if the doctors are this few
Why then do the get very low pay.
Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

[Adewumi @Biraphil]

@davido when he sees your tweet

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Dear @davido,

I'm in Atlanta since last week for the World Cup & if you check my profile, you will see tweets supporting your career & ways.

Even from the days of Gidi Culture Festival, we've been supporting you. Ask @AsaAsika.

Let me just come & each lunch or dinner at your residence as you are coming for the FanFestival at Atlanta next week.

I will always give you crispy & detailed images at your concert at Atlanta next week too.

Baba, hunger dey US for Ojodu boy.

Thanks in advance.

Kinds Regards;
Pooja Respects.