birb is the worb

beep boopity bop bop

[auchaczer @auchaczer]

i couldn’t miss this opportunity

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@opg_001 her name is MASHBURN?? I’m sorry what

[m.a.l.o.n.e @BoiiMillan]

you struggle with independence because you were raised by overprotective yet emotionally neglectful parents, and now you are just an emotionally crippled adult with no real life skills.

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

the guilt of a daughter who loves her family deeply but breathes easier when she’s far away.

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@LCUncens0red

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@entylawyer This is the most snark brained take ever. Entertaining fantasies nonetheless

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@JaredFisher1112 @JDVance @RapidResponse47 jared respectfully ur so hot

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@ajrgd @PopBase Yes actually

[vidyoncé 🐝 @viddyonCe]

@RabidLibra @spacedglam me when i’m employed at the benefit of the doubt factory reporting to my devil’s advocate manager and depositing my paychecks to the to be fair bank

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@RealChitTalker @_Starkilla Absolutely love his place. The decor and layout and how they designed it really stands out

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@0xbW9uYXZ5 @6ixbuzztv students

[Randz @RH4N6]

This October was stellar in Canada, 90% of sunny days and still warm enough with fall colors as cherry on top, 10/10.

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

omg everything means too much to me i have to be killed

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@xXdemig0d @engorgedfoid @LatteLogique unconfirmed but interesting theory

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@entylawyer Wow I wonder who this could be about

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@hockey12367 @yocelyneyunker yes it is. harley morenstein

[birb is the worb @birbpoop]

@ElantraMan @brattybulimic they’re lactose free! no tummy upset

[all of garden @hamburgers911]

we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd

[Digi @digiii]

the audacity to believe in yourself with no physical evidence is literally the entire cheat code