Magpie

The trader of the glen and world renowned glass hoarder. (Oneshot parody account) Parody Discord:

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

(This is gonna be the last tweet from this account.
It was fun and all but I no longer have the motivation to run it aaa

Thank you all for the time! I’ve met so many amazing friends because of this account and I had a blast!)

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LMelkline I’m pretty fond of almonds

Got any of those?

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

Deez

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LMelkline You are about to catch deez hands

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock Further proves my point that you are a furry

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@WorldMachine_OS @LadyClock OOOOOOOO

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock @WorldMachine_OS I have what people call, “A thick skull”
Pretty neat huh, helped me bash through so many Windows

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock HEY-
Oh! The stars are actually really shiny! Ya know Watcher you should really work on your face I mean, it used to be shinier, then again I don’t think any amount of polish could fix your dull personality

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock OW WHAT THE FUCK-
Wait-
ooooooo pretty starts
Man Watcher you are missing out they are a lot prettier than you

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock Haha, you’re so funny
You know I can’t count

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock Ooooh you got out the shiny bat! For me? You didn’t have too…

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

Watcher wont let me see the kids so I’m going to send out messenger roombas to call her smelly and steal more of those almonds

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@WorldMachine_OS It’s not corruption it’s education

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@WorldMachine_OS Wait, we’re we not supposed to?

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock Yeah well are you aware of how much oh my stolen- I mean found items I had to recover after your whole stapler fiasco???

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock Oh? You mean like your shitty stapling job? That you cant do now because your stapler wasnt bolted down?

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT SNITCH

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock No, we divorced because your clock noises kept me up at night

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock Being a bitch isn’t a real job

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@BirbTrader Go find a 👏 REAL 👏 JOB 👏

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

@LadyClock No, fuck you their my almonds