Watcher

Just ticking around and chillin' like a villain. (OneShot parody account)

[Watcher @LadyClock]

Here we are at the Eleventh Hello.

[Watcher @LadyClock]

You welcome

[nightmargin 🐌 PAX AH14 @NightMargin]

I only playtest oneshot in the dead of the night, thanks watcher for calling me out EVERY time

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@WorldMachine_OS

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@CedricPilot Give it back

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader How??

[Watcher @LadyClock]

I want to marry Colonel Sanders.

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@WorldMachine_OS @BirbTrader I hope that your precious little save gets erased.

[Watcher @LadyClock]

I'm about to add chocolate to almonds.

[Magpie @BirbTrader]

Watcher wont let me see the kids so I’m going to send out messenger roombas to call her smelly and steal more of those almonds

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader WHY CAN'T YOU PASS OUT ALREADY?? I've hit you TWICE with a METAL BAT. @WorldMachine_OS please can you fix the settings???

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader ...

* B O N K *

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader * B O N K *

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader Now close your eyes and count to 5 so I can give it to you.

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader Oh absolutely... with a metal bat

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@WorldMachine_OS Do your job better.

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@WorldMachine_OS WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THEM?? THE WORLD WASN'T CREATED TO BE EQUIPPED WITH SUCH WEAPON! I want to speak with the manager.

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@WorldMachine_OS How would I know that putting an egg timer into a microwave would cause an explosion?

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@WorldMachine_OS Excuse you, it was my cookie. I made it.

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader I am done with taking responsibility for your actions. Are you aware how many times I had to pay for the things you stole???

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader That was not me, it was a clock that you stole from coffee shop and hid under your pillow.

[Watcher @LadyClock]

@BirbTrader See, this is why we've been divorced.