Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️

Jasper ⋆ 28 ⋆ Disabled⋆ Engaged ⋆ art: @mountainfawn

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Why are all the Minecraft tutorials made by adults just music over a fast speed build with no text or explanations but the gd 7 year old with an iPad makes an encyclopedia of how to build this one thing and how not to fuck it up

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Why did I think watching black mirror when I couldn't sleep was a good idea

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Bro I'm watching walking dead for the first time and all I gotta say by s2 E11 is OH MY GOD FUCK Carl and Shane. And RIP to my fav guy ✌🏼😔

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Drove my car 3 miles today and only ramped it over two curbs ✌🏼😥

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Bro why does Google maps say gulf of America 😭😭😭😂😂 what stupid ass shit

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Noe my oven doesn't work and we have to call the city to make them fix our connection 💀

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Thank god for neighbors 😭 my power ain't fixed but the electrician next door is trying to fix my house

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Turns out my fridge is way too old and dying and is stealing all the power in the house just to run 💀💀

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Looking up shit for curses and straight up forgot hemlock is very poisonous so I'm def on a list now but I swear I just need it to cut with a carrot and bury in the ground 😭

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

With his credit card fraud? Or me reporting it? I can't or shouldn't be reporting him cause he filed a false report on me? Like?? Just write down that this fuckers a thief and moved to Texas so it's on record cause I actually have proof of a crime unlike him.

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Had to report my ex to the cops for 2 felonies and the cop acted like it was some weird gotcha that he was also the cop my ex reported me "stealing his guitar" to (which I didn't) but like?? Okay? So you're familiar with his weird lying ass? What's that got to do

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

@ovichbobo I read anything that actually adds to the story, acknowledgemens no, glossaries not really unless I need it, etc

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Oh my God I never thought I'd have dated someone that was not only so fucking abusive but that would try to save all my passwords to my emails, Twitter, facebook and MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT??? I truly wish the worst most horrible slow and painful life on this man.

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Am I the only one who can't get through Pearl :( it seems like it'd be good but it just feels so slow. Maybe I'm not in the right mood for it :// but it's leaving Netflix soon and it feels like a waste to not watch when I can

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

every shift, cooking and serving sometimes at the same time, and I'm constantly getting on to people for not doing their jobs correctly/doing it badly. No wonder customers think I'm the manager I fucking act like it 💀💀💀

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

I kept wondering why customer keep thinking I'm the manager but like.. I was trained by an old head who acted like the manager on night shift, I've been here the longest of everyone on my shift and almost the whole store and here 40-80 hours a week, covering everyone's shifts on

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

The dating world took a serious hit when people stopped listening to RnB

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

Think I wanna change a middle name, will y'all call me Terra a bit in the replies🧍🏻

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

If I just saw the sweet tooth spoiler I think I saw I'm gonna be so angry at the end of this season

[Jasper Oisín Lee ☀️ @birchbone]

@jackingnapier I'm in desperate need of the tiles and the sink