jack birch

Occasionally dabbles in some tomfoolery 🦐

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

XG has got to be the most pointless stat in football

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

Coming up against Jordan slew and Dan the man this season FUCKKKKKKK

[Southport Football Club @southport_fc]

Next up: We’re delighted to welcome Daniel Ogwuru to Southport FC. 🟡

The 21-year-old centre-forward arrives with experience from Manchester City’s academy, Norwich City and Morecambe.

Welcome to Haig Avenue, Daniel.

#oneport

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

Same old England letting the fucking country down drown the sorrows immediately

[HK @HK19121966]

Siiiiii senorrrrr
Argentina lost the falklands war
There is something bout the British navy you should knowwwwww
The British navy sunk the belgrano

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

@MorecambeFC Jake Cain????

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Welcome to Morecambe, Lewis 👊

Lewis Baines has agreed to join the Shrimps on a two-year deal upon the expiry of his contract with Altrincham at the end of June, subject to FA and National League approval.

📄 https://t.co/nuaJVrO9Gx

#UTS 🦐

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

Last away day before regional divs making it a good one after the shit show it’s been this year 🍻 U REDS🦐

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

Ropinder.

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Today's result confirms our relegation to the National League North.

#UTS 🦐 | #WOKvMOR

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

Genuinely would love to know why we are so shite from winning positions. Year on year always feels like we won’t win after going 1-0 up.

[National League on DAZN @DAZN_NationalLg]

A composed finish from Gwion Edwards gives Morecambe the lead over Carlisle🦐

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

Set up for a long throw to go short and let a centre half whip it in good one lads

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

It ends level.

#UTS 🦐 | #MORvCAR

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

I really really enjoyed that

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

79' - DAN THE MAN 👊

0-5 | #UTS 🦐 | #SUTvMOR

[Eastleigh FC @EastleighFC]

Club statement: Scott Bartlett

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

@MorecambeFC Never fall in love with a loan player has struck once again…….

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

A foul throw absolutely sums this embarrassing shite up

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

@MorecambeFC

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

Really glad we used him in the right position….. gutted

[Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO]

QPR attacker Emmerson Sutton is expected to head back out on loan in January when his loan at Morecambe expires. A number of National League sides, including Hartlepool are keen on the 18-year-old - who scored a hat-trick against Arsenal in last season’s FA Youth Cup. #QPR #HUFC

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

@MorecambeFC ✍️

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Day 17 of 25 Days of Shrimpsmas has arrived and you can win 3x Signed Player Cards of your choice ✍️

To enter:
✅ Follow @MorecambeFC
✅ RT+Like this post
✅ Comment with a ✍️

#UTS 🦐

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

3-0 down and no changes sums that useless fucker up. So glad panjab warriors are settling for shite!

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

45’ - Back underway for the second half.

Keep going lads 👊

0-3 | #UTS 🦐 | #MORvBOS

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

Watching Morecambe feels like a chore it used to be a fucking buzz on the weekend and you turn up and watch that shite. EMBARRASSING

[jack birch @birchy2_jack]

@MorecambeFC Just play ogwuru x