Rocket Bird

One small step for Bird, one giant leap for Birdkind.

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I’ll never forget him. #TrustTheProcess

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@SickosCommittee Was a Nevada student during that time. Remember the exact feeling as the game ended. And what Sierra Street looked like afterwards…

Biggest game in Wolf Pack history.

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Realizing this tweet out of context makes it seem like I’m dunking on actual penguins.

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Penguins are soft and scared. Bunch of fucking babies.

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@Canes

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@MedievalGritty Exactly. Sam Ersson: unbeatable in the shootout.

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Penguins are soft and scared. Bunch of fucking babies.

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@WhatChaosShow Flawless. Though why isn’t @DJ_Bean in a Risto jersey??

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So the path to contention for the Flyers is clear: get @PeteBlackburn in the building.

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Quinn. Hughes. Clutch as hell.

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@SleeperHQ Brock Purdy and Christian McCaffery to forget that there’s a game today and not show up.

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@NFL @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo @TomPelissero Me getting ready to start the Seattle D/ST in the fantasy playoffs

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This is a game Eberflus loses. Sticking with it and finding a way to win when your team doesn’t have their finest afternoon is an encouraging sign. #DaBears

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Hey @WhatChaosShow , need a ruling on the use of the word “clean” for this specific jersey.

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clean. 🔥

@K1 | #BirdGang

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@AZCardinals @NFL A closer look? Could you obfuscate the view of this jersey any more?

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@AZCardinals @NFL @K1 I’d use a different adjective. Because it looks like he just stuffed Steve Buscemi into a wood chipper a la Fargo.

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This NHL Draft format is god awful. Go back to the Centralized Draft IMMEDIATELY.

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This game is drunk as hell #StanleyCup

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Connor McDavid. My god. 🐐

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SO played out. Just tell me the god damn schedule. I don’t need a full SNL skit for me to find out the Bears are playing the Raiders in Week 4.

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The NFL Schedule Release videos are played out. Sorry if this offends.