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officially retired from hot takes

[𝑫𝒊𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂 𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 @diotimacorina]

whenever the female enters political propaganda as a figure she must always be erotiziced and she must be a slut, a succubus, a sexy seductress. no humanity is given to her.

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

As the boomers begin dying off we must prepare ourselves to face the true enemy:

[aria the ninth @An_Aria_Blooms]

The best man is an average lesbian lol

[cj 💫 @sillybutch]

lesbians in real life: hey how’s it going

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[old-school Law & Order doing a Mental Health Episode™️]

Briscoe: You’re telling me this broad made herself yack? Yeesh.

Green: Imagine having the loose change to buy lunch AND lose it.

The “expert” psychologist: It’s called bulimia. A disease that girls who had bad Dads get.

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

diva cup users be like yea no its great i just have to put my entire hand up my pussy twice a day

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

we need to put all of these people in reeducation camps

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

SO FUCKING TRUE

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Lesbians lead such fascinating lives

[strictly clitly homosexual ⭐️ @les4lesagenda1]

I’ve been saying that chappell is lying about being a lesbian. Y’all will catch on eventually

[sofian 🦤 @frutiger_sof]

ngl if I was the cashier I’d think this is some special education thing

[sophia of hangover @aethelfleds]

Johan, from the stables

[αlmα 𖥸 ⟡ ݁₊ ۫ ׅ @girlinredwine]

wish she would have come out smoking a marlboro red and a budweiser in hand to fully commit to the deadbeat mom bit :(

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

Imagine the NFL canceled a teams season every time a player got caught committing domestic violence