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[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

they were out of chicken. turns out depression can hit Popeyes after all

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

depression can’t hit Popeyes

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

depression can’t hit Popeyes

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

this fleeting ass moment...

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

bro last night was a minor setback

[cass @luv2clomp]

addicted to googling "sandwich near me" at the office every single day just in case a new one opened overnight

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

sure

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

he is watching.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s important to call your friends on the phone so you can clean your house

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

having a polite-off with my uber driver. I’m gonna win

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

creek didn’t rise: ✔️
Lord willing: TBD

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

Stop crying with your cats and drink beers with the bats

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

you fell for obvious laughbait bro. i love you

[walker @walkercapl]

They’re dividing me by 3 tomorrow

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

I’m waffle drunk
I’m hashbrown faded

[🎠 @birdbrainsarah]

gimme burritos and free my soul

[m! @ntrphl]

telling the dishes it’s bath time just to make life a little more whimsical

[Delvin @youngballa76]

You are of great value to the empire, Delvin.