rory 🐦‍⬛🪺

strict bull moose voter

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

When ex and I broke up, we paused the breakup to finish watching my saved TikToks we hadn’t gotten to yet. Then I left her apartment, but had to turn around because I forgot my banjo

#memoir

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

Great line reads

[Jennifer Balkcom @JenBalkcom]

DC needs tough mountain leadership.

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

@GathererSchafer @clarabingbong Subway takes

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

Accidentally spooked a beaver by the water and it sorta hop-pranced into the water like a deer. Sorry guy, but you’ve really entertained me just now.

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

This one felt cheap, so I went back and rewrote it. Only high-brow lalas for my followers. Limericks are meant to disturb the comforted, and so on

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🧑‍🧒‍🧒🗣️🎙️

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

Some fat, gray fish breached the surface of the river to scoop down (presumed) insect adrift

My grinner makes grimace, when my vision (pre-zoomed) tunes into plastic bottle background

I take these things in stride, though, it’s not like I’m the river or anything

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

They say to turn down Of Montreal to demoralize you

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

Did someone drop their turquoise

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

@rightoyourwind @ecto_fun I think that most songs with so little new to say don’t take on the air of pretension. She doesn’t need to be a great lyricist for people to just enjoy her songs. The insistence that she is, with so little to show for it, is just something I don’t understand

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

@annoyanceto Audumb -> Ausumn

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

@TaylorM19303947 @bun11dol @MushyStuff__ @ecto_fun The whole premise of OP’s post is that they do not agree with those who enjoy it. I’m confused by why they would need to accommodate for an opinion they clearly do not hold

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

@TaylorM19303947 @bun11dol @MushyStuff__ @ecto_fun Perhaps they disagree with those praising her

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

Lefty’s are reading “materialistic” and think he’s saying people shouldn’t talk about cost of living

Real #understanders see that he’s calling Ezra Klein gay #UnitedFront

[CSPAN @cspan]

Former President Obama says Democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental: "What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment."

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

@crataaegus She’s putting your ass in a non-linear vignette sequence #IAlsoSawTheMovie

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

@crataaegus Good movie

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

@crataaegus You don’t

[rory 🐦‍⬛🪺 @birdbrawns]

Every 3 months, I try to shave a goatee. It has never lasted more than 40 minutes