Jason Uribe

Usually on the right side of things! fafo if you mess with my families safe space! normally quiet, but I'm definitely aware of my surroundings!

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

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[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@FmrRepMTG You use to be cool, now your sticking like gum on a shoe marg. Slightly annoying but going to rade away after a few miles. Lose your Twitter and focus on thing you can control. You gave your voice up, remember, quiter.

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@Hillustrated Thanks for sharing

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@AlexaBliz_ Amazon truck coming down the road

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@jnottah Finger on the trigger, wtf! Gun safety kids!!!

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@GigaBeers 21 years... no fucking way this guy was on air that long. Didn't he do the daily show on comic central?

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@elonmusk Wow, that hits hard for me.

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@PeriklesGREAT Yes... duh!

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@idkwhatiamd0in8 @DavidRo64445462 @MAGAVoice Another failed attempt to slander God's chosen one. Kick rocks on out of here, snowflake

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@1011_News Right next to Mel

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@T1no99 @MAGAVoice Your eyes are stapled shut apparently. He's done more for mankind than any other president has ever thought about doing. You're just used to weak presidents that need the exposure like that because the polls show they are not " hot shit" like my Guy, Trump

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@crawfordj232323 @MAGAVoice Clearly you failed in life. Sucks to be a loser, winning is so joyful. Good luck dont stop trying. Its takes alot of losing before winning tastes so good.

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@SUBRATA30016572 Amen

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@SabuzView @Lisahudsonchow7 A man in a dress with a wig! Always will!!!

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@Ustroopss A+

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@Zack_magaig Yup

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@TownsUsa Kearney, Nebraska

[Jason Uribe @birddog1977]

@Kevlarm4 @ElofsonJess Same, he seems to have gone off his meds

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

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