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[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

@jack_ternion First of all this is hardcore, not hardstyle. Second of all imagine being so sad you have to ridicule a DJ playing music they like. Wild.

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

Ok @Fidomobile 🙄🙄

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

Imagine being hit by a car as a cyclist and hitting your head, therefor not getting the licence plate number and @icbc doesn’t cover you so the asshole gets away with it. I live in constant pain now and my bike is totalled. Fun times. (I was wearing a helmet)

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

Life no longer feels like a highway, it’s a burnaby side street at best.

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

My anti-depressants keep me alive in that I have to eat to take them and that’s the only reason I eat sometimes.

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

@AaronStew117 BIIIIIG RED FLAGS

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

@stevensonmathew No thanks that match gave me Covid

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

Ok so lets just superimpose Tig Notaro’s face over E*ra Millar and it’ll be fine?

[Icona @iconawrites]

Are you “burned out” or are you having a reasonable reaction to a never-ending barrage of bad news which you can do very little about.

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults

[erin marley klay ♡ @erinmhk]

LMFAO

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

I’m marrying a silver medalist. Pretty neat.

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

The only person I love as much as my dad is @steveaustinBSR even though I’ve never met him. I mean stone cold not my dad. I know my dad lol

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

@jburko But also… as a cancer… can we bully no one?

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

@Thot_Cross_Buns Happy birth

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

Hey @ValentinoKhan how would you feel about officiating @stevensonmathew and my wedding at @shambhala_mf this year?

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

Ok @SHODesusAndMero are we not doing sucio Sundays anymore?!

[🥔 Roasty Toasty Potato Daddy 🥔 @birdentine87]

Tonight on sleep talking with @stevensonmathew : he just screamed “I AM THE RED ONE!” And then continued snoring exceptionally loud