colin ambulance

i don't mean to scare you but i can't talk right now

[colin ambulance @birdhater5000]

A reminder that i am at https://t.co/XKdzeWhyBg also

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Oscar Wilde’s publishers in the late 1880s:

[colin ambulance @birdhater5000]

@SACREDCOFFlN HAHAGGFSFJJFV @walkingmeadows

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The diagnosis of female hysteria never left. It just got rebranded to: borderline personality disorder.

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

it still drives me crazy that they released 1 incredible album and just went on to release nothing but generic radio pop for almost 20 years after

[colin ambulance @birdhater5000]

@NecroGodzilla @wh00ked Oh god, this would be a hell of a rewatch now that i think about it 😭

[colin ambulance @birdhater5000]

@wh00ked Me on my way to the comments to find the stuff ppl were traumatized by to add to my watch list

[colin ambulance @birdhater5000]

And i am eating it up every time

[eden @meowcowmoo]

there’s a certain subgenre of post hardcore band where all their music is made with the sole purpose of showing off how high their twink can sing

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Malcolm in the Middle East

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

iphone: OH MY FUCKINGGOD YOUR MEMORY IS FULL YOUR MEMORY IS FULL OH MY GOD DELETE EVERYTJING IMMEDIATELY
me: wtf why is 64GB of it greyed out what what are you using it for?? what is system data? is it caches?? which caches???
iphone: idk secret hehe

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

“you look tired is everything ok” i have been dragging my corpse of a body around for years i barely feel like a person everything feels like a chore basic tasks seem like crossing mountains & oceans & at this point it just seems like im waiting to die

[Maudern Baseball @splitmaude]

You could convince me that any member of this band is Bo Burnham if displayed from the right angle

[colin ambulance @birdhater5000]

I gave up on flags by the time i got to me

[Gio! ^_^ (C*MMS OPEN) @kopitegio]

idk how yall know ur family history so well, mines a whole mess

[👁Cas (raw prophet enthusiast)🇦🇶 @chaosgonewrong]

david bowie, david byrne, david lynch, david sylvian, david gilmour, david cronenberg. you need to be davidmaxxing as the kids say (they don't say that)

[colin ambulance @birdhater5000]

Found a podcast that does the same format i wanted to do one day and it's way better than i would have done it so i'm not mad

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[br @itskindaover]

Ann getting a fresh 22 inch install before they met oh she really thought she was about to stunt on some bald bitch

[colin ambulance @birdhater5000]

Who else is out here rediscovering Ben Folds Five's discography in middle age