birdie

music nerd, orchestra teacher, peanut butter m&m enthusiast

[mia🫒 @rasputinboneym]

The two books here

[birdie @birdieflamingo]

@carlynward Such a great night for all of us

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

please keep your eye out for black bears 🙏

[Katie Gutierrez @katie_gutz]

My ex’s mom, who died before he and I met, folded towels a certain way. He folded them that way, and now so do I, and every time I do, I think of her. Strange how we never know what little pieces of ourselves will live on, or in whom.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

dream jobs:

• lighthouse hermit
• bejeweled heiress
• gnome doctor who lives in a tree
• magician who is in love with a rival magician
• cute witch who runs a combination bakery / flower shop

[Dr. Maya C. Popa @MayaCPopa]

Marie Ponsot in a poem for the moment:

[Dr. Han VanderHart is on Bluesky @hmvanderhart]

listen I love you joy is coming

Kim Addonizio

[Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette. @commiegirl1]

My mom and I have been reading poetry together. I read her @maggiesmithpoet's Good Bones, and she cried and cried.

We read Sandra Cisneros and she cried and cried.

Go read a poem with your mom.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice? also shame on you! why are you fooling people?! it’s not nice!!!!

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Typecast Much? Josh Groban to Star in Yet ANOTHER Musical Featuring Savory European Baked Treats https://t.co/obljL8MAAq

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Girlfriend’s Back Too Knotted And Gnarled For Massage To Turn Sexy https://t.co/bz7JB423qN

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

My mother is a gardener. Humans find her sharp, abrasive, but plants flourish in her hands. We had devils ivy that would quiver suddenly, growing so fast it moved. Birds landed on her fingertips as she seethed at passers by for simply looking in the yard. I was raised by a storm.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

due to personal reasons I’m retiring into a Ghibli film, where I’ll eat ramen and ride water dragons and fall in love with a charming violinist and my only worry is whether I can correctly guess which parents are mine after they both get turned into pigs.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Bodega Cat Knows When You Die and How: https://t.co/aQlyOeQWh3

[birdie @birdieflamingo]

This is the life I want damn

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Toad dusted his chairs. He scrubbed his windows. He watered his plants.

[birdie @birdieflamingo]

My friends always made fun of me in high school for being such a band bggk

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

oh no

[Reductress @Reductress]

Analysts Say Best Hope For Government Is For Nicolas Cage to Steal the Constitution: https://t.co/xvpGjEPZ6k