Birdie

I chew stuff in Los Angeles.

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Anyone?

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“People keep asking if I’m back and I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinkin’ I’m back.” - John Wick AND/OR Me after a week with the dog-sitter, remarking my territory all over the neighborhood.

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@julezmac @gabedelahaye Yeah, Gabe.

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@gabedelahaye SHUT UP!

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LOL I could run the government better than the Republicans and I am a dog.

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@gabedelahaye “I’m a stable genius.” - Covfefe

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Pissed on a fire hydrant. Sometimes you gotta go back to the classics.

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Birdie would have won.

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I love seareceiptfood. If I see a receipt, I eat it!

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Donald Trump is fucking insane, and I bark at the mailman every single time! (I am a dog.)

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I'd rather be a so-called dog than an illegitimate president.

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Let me just say, as a dog, fuck Donald Trump.

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Got sprayed by a skunk last night. Didn't hate it!

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Birdie with the good fur.

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Every day is like Sunday. (I have no responsibilities and no concept of time.)

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@gabedelahaye lol "5 stars"

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Almost walked by some trash without sniffing it. Turned around and went back but it's like where is my head at today?!

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I love when the smell of a Christmas tree just fills the whole garbage.

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Just barked at a mailman, but I feel like I really put my unique spin on an old classic.