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[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

#dirty30

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

If you’re talking to someone that your spouse has openly expressed discomfort about, you don’t respect your spouse or your relationship.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

I only come on here to cry when my life is in shambles 🙃

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

I’m just trying to rot in my bed in peace.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

I don’t even know anymore.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

The impact my father in law had in this community inspires his entire family and will continue to inspire for generations to come 🤍

[Senator Cortez Masto @SenCortezMasto]

Tom Rodriguez’s life’s work as an advocate and leader in Las Vegas made it possible for generations of Latinos to build their future here. He was driven, passionate, and ready to help anyone that asked. My deepest condolences go out to his family as they mourn his passing.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

This man’s family is so bat shit crazy i stg I’m going to jump in front of a train 🙃

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

The overstimulation that consumes me when my kid says “mom” too many times

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

No one ever tells you that adulting is cleaning the kitchen every day until the end of eternity

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

Lemme tell you, mucinex is the goat

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

My kid tests in the 99th percentile. Parent brag.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

“you’re drinkin’ everything to ease your mind
but when the hell are you gonna ease mine?”

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

My bf’s parents do not know how to ask. Its always “go do this” or “you need to do that”.
How about “can you do this?” or “will you do that?”
Like gawddd i hate that.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

I come on here to complain about how much everything sucks.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

Bf just made me watch Blood Sport. I can’t even tell you… 🫠

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

“Oh no, Kelce’s hurt. Do you have a different TE to put in?”
WHO TF AM I???

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

I’m having a hard time getting back to “normal”

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

Did my first playdate with another mom and I feel like an adult.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

My dude, I only slept like an hour last night.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

This day is forever tainted.

[Bean 💩 @birdiiibee]

I am just tired tbh. Physically, mentally. I need 24hours of alone.