Bjorg Kristofferson

I hate Summer Finn. This is the end. Chelonian. Triple Option. Blue gatorade. National anthem. Heisman trophy. #RBNY source. Bjorg Kristofferson.

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I could be doing so much shit with my free time. Why am I using any of it to listen to “Boys Don’t Cry” by The Cure

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I love women. I have all of their albums

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Not trying to beef with the NYT today but sadle is definitely a word

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I made a decision last night that I would die for it

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If I could be anyone ever, I’d be a middle ground between Jay Baruchel and Stannis Baratheon

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Merry Christmas to all of you!

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My block F Scott Fitzgerald. I’m where the great gyatts be

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Sometimes I wish I was Jay Baruchel

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Cousins I haven’t seen in like 6 years are coming over for “cocktails” at 1 and I’m still in my clothes from last night in bed ripping parlays

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Sean Nealis and Peter Stroud options picked up. Tim Parker resigned. Looking like Kyle Duncan will not be at the club next year. #RBNY

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Been a while but some #RBNY news for the people loading… biiiig news

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Been a while but some #RBNY news for the people loading… biiiig news

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I should hit up all of my old side pieces

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@vicinmyvinegar @TheLennyFader It’s not complete. Where is sour patch watermelon

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@esjesjesj Kill yourself

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@johnsummit Performative

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@lilydsmith Why don’t the democrats end the shutdown then?

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@bemiz__ @cheapie24 @VinegarVic7 I don’t like it.

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@johnsummit Do you talk like a woman in real life too? Or just on twitter?