rusty shackleford

the devil works hard, but kris jenner works harder

[rusty shackleford @birdqueef]

your honor i was already wearing ten pairs of panties when i walked into that store

[blud @sussyfella751]

@hoodheresies07 @lolzikeenz I’m a child starving to death and this is last thing I see before I starve goodbye

[rusty shackleford @birdqueef]

those big ass fucking bobs that aot characters like armin and historia have KILL me

[rusty shackleford @birdqueef]

eating ham straight out of the package with my hands who has time for bread

[rusty shackleford @birdqueef]

@walkingflex_ this is the third time i’ve seen this video pop up on my tl and it gets me every fucking time

[abby 🐈 @_abcheeks]

squad 10 tits out for soul society iktr

[rusty shackleford @birdqueef]

@Cerulean_Bluez ain’t that THE TRUTH

[✮⋆~ Nanaya || 📖 Pt 2 @Cerulean_Bluez]

Team Bucciarati should be glad I'm not part of the gang cause I would have pulled down Diavolo's pants and given him a real Golden Experience

[rusty shackleford @birdqueef]

would you still love me if i was a puddle

[rusty shackleford @birdqueef]

water boarding a bee in my kitchen sink

[tris ✴︎ @sixofclois]

daniel radcliffe rn:

[sev @t0rmentedd]

Things to say when you’re at the dentist:

-Can I consult with my teeth about this?
-Who is your dentist?
-Whose teeth are really in my mouth?
-Do you smell the meth on my breath?
-Can I pay in rare fish?
-Can I see the permits for this equipment?
-Sell me this tooth.

[lu, ci. @0cunt0]

old friends i spent years with hate me, women i used to kiss and sleep with passionately hate me, those who don't hate me i constantly disappoint by my lack of ambition and motivation... my existence burdens everyone i've had the balls to care about.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I remember when Covid-19 had my Uncle on facebook acting like I Am Legend

[joey @joboduj]

yea ima LARP. lit ass retard, playaaa!