Jason "Jay" Birdsall

Divorced dad. Former nuclear engineer.
Colfax-Mingo Class of '98

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

It's my favorite time of year #ShitBowl

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

Completely forgot Justin Fields was on the Chiefs

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

Life is so boring when you can't pick fights with people behind a screen because your seasons are over

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in.

I illegally voted for Rob Sand dozens of time using fake identities.

My name is Ben Bollard and I’m the head coach of Pella Dutch Football. Please arrest me and force me to resign 🙏

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

@HawkeyeFootball What the actual fuck was that. I'm so disappointed in this garbage ass team. We can beat Michigan but we can't beat Minnesota. If I become an alcoholic that's on you guys.

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

#ShitBowlChampions

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Pella bribed the refs

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

@barstoolbf Whoever runs this account I love you

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

As much as I hate everyone else, there's ONE thing we can all agree on. #FuckTheDutch @barstoolbf

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

It's my favorite time of year #ShitBowl

[Bondurant Barstool @barstoolbf]

This is the week of the Jays
T-minus 5 days until you all get to watch the greatest, most competitive game ever
All scouts will be watching this game for it is the ShitBowl🎊🎊 who can out suck the other team??

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

@barstoolbf LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

@JayAnderson05 @barstoolbf

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

If you're tired of getting hit, date someone from Des Moines North's football team because they can't beat anyone #ShitBowl @barstoolbf

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

@bartjohsnon86 @barstoolbf God I sure fucking hope so. #imisswinning

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

@barstoolbf I give up. See you during basketball season

[Bondurant Barstool @barstoolbf]

What’s the point anymore
#prayersupfor6

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

@TheCHSBarstool we'll give you 25 pallets of water and 10 freshman if you promise to keep the shutout under 30 points tomorrow. pretty please?

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

@WalkermfLemke @newtoncard63079 @BarstoolPella You're onto nothing

[Jason "Jay" Birdsall @birdsall3034]

If anyone knows any therapists in the Des Moines area who specialize in depression caused by a high school football team lmk