Brandie Lee

Beloved. Sporadicly tweeting muses from ⓃⒶⓈⒽⓋⒾⓁⓁⒺ

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My niece vandalized a box of crayons. lol

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Schrödinger’s fern…

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Bartending tonight.

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Waiting in line for gas at Costco is not worth it. Full stop.

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Best bartending advice I ever received: get patrons talking to *each other*
(Well, and to always be polishing a glass so you have reason to walk away).

Anyways, I currently have 4 men sitting at the bar who are now all discussing their toddlers. 😂 it’s endearing.

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Found a cicada in my coffee this morning. 🤡

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If anyone is wondering, they repurposed Psalty, The Singing Songbook.

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This sums up my experience at Plant nurseries.

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She writes: “When I fully enter time’s swift current , enter into the current moment with the weight of all my attention, I slow the torrent with the weight of me all here.”

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It is because one hurries, that he has no time.

Not the other way around.

What a paradox.

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I’ve been subconsciously mulling over @AnnVoskamp’s writing ever since first reading her 10+ years ago.
Gratitude slows time.

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Eat your Wordles, NYTimes.
#1000thWordle
https://t.co/wS6MPpfbUX

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“You can Read”
lol. What is up with these sassy signs??

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“Close the door and go. Walk away…”
Lol. This whole machine is NOT messing around.

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Trees down and power is out. But my house and its occupants are safe. 🌪️
And I DID NOT KNOW that a knock on the door from a neighbor offering hot coffee could bring the kingdom of heaven. 🥹

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Sourdough starter is the Tamagotchi of adulthood.

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If you haven’t already noticed, many retailers slowly creep prices up in October/November so they can do big Black Friday “deals”.

There are websites where you can look at historical price data. Here is one
👇

https://t.co/p6GXOe85td

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“Is there anyone who thinks they’re in a relationship with you?” and other important questions to ask on a first date.

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I need an advent calendar, but for my vitamins.

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My favorite make-up tutorials are my friends getting ready for the day on Marco Polo.