Carissa Avery

I suppose this makes me a bird.

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

I keep telling myself I'm waiting until next week to buy groceries as I try to make a dinner out of dry cereal and goldfish...

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

@RevKevDev @AlternateReal Yes but then he couldn't prove that every last inch of him's covered in hair

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

@AlternateReal 😅

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

No don't send me home lol #Icanttakeanymoresick @AlternateReal

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

I live in florida. I can't wait to go home! 🙃

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

Seth dogs @sethual_88

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

@AlternateReal No pictures with people you love!? Just the food and scenery..

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

e listens for the sound of tweeting birds. Twitter irony. This whole twitter began with @AlternateReal soon e will get a twitter and it will be called "baby birdstweet"

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

Following @AlternateReal to find out more about why he went private. Ive probably suggested that once a year for 8 years...

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

When U read a goodreads comment on a book you are reading and the commenter sells you on why its no good then claims another title to be superior so you mark the book "read" and add the new one to your currently reading you totally feel like your cheating on the first author....

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

I should be grateful E has her sass back.. 😇😇😇😇

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

@AlternateReal @SURGE I see you are harking back to your college soul.

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

The sun dried the comforter in 11 seconds this afternoon

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

Time to thread about my day. I took the kids to the park not noticing it was florida weather in ohio and we sweated out 39 minutes. Everything e wanted to do was in the full sun. Florida pools here I come.

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

Ellie won't use a band aid but will put stickers all over herself

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

@AlternateReal 😭😭😭

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

@AlternateReal will not make a Tik Toc video with me

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

@AlternateReal Idk

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

"I scrubbed the sink with my toothbrush!"
-ellie, 5

[Carissa Avery @birdstweet09]

@JrdnMstn are you a real Rev? Hot dog!