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Based on our current understanding of physics, birds shouldn't be able to fly

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@Astral_Gambler @hamiritamaddun @bizlet7 @SCHIZO_FREQ It was clearly Lukas who made it viral but I'm going to toss lion a bone because this is the only funny post he's ever made and he's clearly upset it was outdone.

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This is unusual behavior. I didn't expect this. I guess war really changes men.

[ATX Irish Gal 🙏🏼🇺🇸❤️ @Notmyfault99]

What's up with Zelensky's thugs terrorizing their own citizens by strapping them to street signs & pulling their pants down??

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@inherent_itgirl I think you spent too much time in college. There's a lot of things you tweet that I don't understand now.

[Bird @birdwatcher911]

If I'm ever uneducated on a particular aspect of e-drama I reply to a bigger account saying something definitive about it with a biting tone. Everyone responds explaining it to me.

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@inherent_itgirl Zizek is a reactionary who learned leftist soft-phrasing and long words

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@WojteksGrandson I'm still in contact with him. I asked for analysis on this man and he sent me back the Armenian national flag.

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@basedspinach I like the evolution of the milk tweets. Another milk-poster alluded to his arrest a long time ago and I'm glad to see somebody scaled the idea.

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@Noahpinion @tszzl It's like rubbing the Buddha

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@dpinsen @bronzeagemantis @DwightMansburdn This conversation will happen ten thousand times this century with characters flowing in and out of their respective spots. As a child it was Sarkeesian and sargon, today BAP and this reporter. Wheel of Samsara.

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@bizlet7 There's simultaneously no difference and an enormous difference

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@RealHustleInc @gainzy222 There's a language where it's a haiku.

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@Slatzism Really shocked you'd take a position like this with the audience you have. This was a brave move.

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@p8stie It's always a surprise to visit Europe and realize it takes 3 weeks for basic electronics to be delivered. I think they send it over on boats.

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@_MedGold It's a boomer take but it's also true

The temper tantrums don't work. We spent a long time trying but in the end, it just doesn't work. We have to try something else.

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@p8stie Wait until you visit Texas

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@skooookum Beneath the irony, you can feel true dread here. It's played up for effect but we can't escape the sense you truly think it's over.

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@purrrcell @Slatzism Yes, public approval dictates concensus, this is how the world works for people without autism

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@PaulyD1978 @Slatzism You can report people and block them, it's not mutually exclusive

Again, 90iq

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@PaulyD1978 @Slatzism "I truly believe this person is a pedophile, so instead of blocking them I'm replying to them"

This is the 90iq conservative audience I was referring to above btw

[Bird @birdwatcher911]

@Slatzism Yes. Unlike you though, they're not calling their joke "new," so I didn't feel a need to point out it wasn't new