birdybomber

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@ivegottoshit Madlad, I'm proud of you.

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@ivegottoshit Candycorndog

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@sp1icer Nice! How long was that session?

[Caleb Murdock @xcalebungax]

Hi Twitter, I'm Caleb 👋

I'm a designer looking for a full-time product design role where I can bring value to my next team. I have experience working with cross-functional teams in agency and small start-up settings.

RTs appreciated 🔥

https://t.co/JPr7adf5RY

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@sp1icer Congratulations!

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@addison_l @ivegottoshit Underrated film of the century.

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

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Why are broom handles always too short? I'm below average height and I'm still bending over to sweep..

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@Viss That's more than a dollar per RTX!

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@TinkerSec Thank you so much for posting this. I went through a burnout that affected me physically a few years ago and this helped me understand some things I was blaming on myself.

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2nd 5G chip installed! Bill Gates having remote access to me at anytime is a small price to pay for not running the risk dying from a global disease!

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@ivegottoshit Pissed that you now have heartburn?

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@ClockSpin It's ok, it's just more content right? ..sob..

[Corey Quinn (in London this week) @QuinnyPig]

And now, a small thread on what to do in your first two weeks of starting a new job.

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@ivegottoshit Blinds are always pulled, why wash the windows?

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@xcalebungax Information AND brains go BRRRRRRR