bird

The French Rascal.
a work in occasional progress.
has garlic in her soul.
a never ending fountain of bullshit.

[bird @birrdcage]

Goofy begets goofy

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

That's A Winner!!!

#ForTheLou

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Victory is ours!

We drink from the keg of glory, bring us the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!

#ForTheLou

[thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @ThomasBeautyy]

happy forgiveness day! i pray everyone who has done me wrong to die

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

That's a Winner!!!

#ForTheLou

[bird @birrdcage]

You should be 36 today. Miss you forever friend.

[bird @birrdcage]

When does it fucking stop

[bird @birrdcage]

Today was so fucking hard

[bird @birrdcage]

It's not even may and the mothers day ads are already too damn much.

[bird @birrdcage]

The Internet is wild. People will really post things like "idk why they don't want to marry me any more... All I did was have a baby with a stranger while we were planning our wedding but suddenly they are throwing our life together away 😭"

[bird @birrdcage]

@__diorable__ It snowed yesterday SNOWED

[bird @birrdcage]

Heavy on the if I think about it I will cry

[Erica Buist @ericabuist]

Did a wolf write this

[bird @birrdcage]

Stop just placing

Words around the page

And calling it poetry.

This is why the genre is hated.

[bird @birrdcage]

@BobbyBronski I mean you stupid

[bird @birrdcage]

I miss my brother

[bird @birrdcage]

Fundamentally if you have to open your mouth to chew you need to take smaller bites

[bird @birrdcage]

@KristinaKookie Same!!

[kaylabayla💁🏾❤️🙄 @Kayla__Baylaaa]

Please please please help me find my husband. He went missing last Saturday the 25th around 2 am after leaving an establishment. He tried coming home but couldn't get on base. Our car was found in a body of water with no signs of him. If you have seen him please contact CCSOMD

[bird @birrdcage]

every minute I spend online I think I fucking hate it here