Birthwright

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[Birthwright @birthwright_]

men: not all men

women: no, we get that, just trying to talk about what we've been experiencing

men: maybe you should pay more attention to all the nice men out there and not lump us all together

women: okay, that's fai-

men: ...bitch

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

@millersgft 700k people moving in Stealth mode

[Sneaky Fox Jr. 🇺🇸 @jr_sneaky51131]

@brandilwells There was a man in Oregon, who was fine for collecting rainwater on his own property

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

An apple a day...

[Redd @ReddCinema]

apple bracelet

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What do you call a little boy who is half French and half Scottish?

A oui lad.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I accidentally poured my root beer into a square glass.

Now it’s just beer.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My barber told me some terrible news.

He said he couldn't cut my hair any longer...

He said he could only cut it shorter.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 @_TheBookishOne]

🎶 We ain't friends, we ain't enemies
We're just strangers with memories 🎶

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

@awkwardgoogle Where is the actual cat?

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

The best part about your lane, there ain't no traffic 🚸

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

@killerboysecand @MisyDP BWC? 🤔

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

@awkwardgoogle Work 'harder' not 'smarter'

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

@asklumo Too late 😔

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

entering a female bathroom test ✔️

[Pong✨ @FwPongg]

No way I attempted and couldn’t do it too😂

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

Fill the ocean with land ? Smh cities out here can’t even fill a pot whole and he's talking about the ocean ?!

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

Can someone honestly tell me what is stopping us from filling all this ocean with land and expanding the size of America?

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

@letslearnX RIP in advance

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

If you watch 'The Titanic' backwards, it's actually about a magical boat that saves people

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

Or she might be an ICE agent

[🥃Bourbon&Wine Girl Da LoveTheraspist🇺🇸❣️🌹🥂🍷 @LoveTherapis1]

If a girl suddenly acts like she knows you in public, just play along. She might be in danger

[Birthwright @birthwright_]

The shirt says it all

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

One of the last pictures of 12-year-old Emma Brown and her father, 38-year-old Daniel Brown.

On the same day after the picture was taken, Emma shot her father in the abdomen before shooting herself in the head.

Daniel survived, but Emma died two days later in the hospital.

Emma had plotted to k*ll her entire family and pets in a 'm*rder pact'  with a friend.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop.

He’s not perfect, but he knows the drill.