🦋eunoia🦋

🇺🇬 here for the fun of it. Biological Scientist/Biochemist, human being.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

Let’s normalize making men feel uncomfortable when they say inappropriate things.

[Tierra @callhertee]

Men always act like no one has ever bought them anything. Thats one of their biggest tricks in their little book

[¥ @laylanaiim]

And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

I desire to have the nastiest heel collection.

[V @LunaDeNuit_]

when the author drops one tiny detail in chapter 3 that suddenly makes sense 300 pages later >>>>

[MakeMeHappy @neezylove02]

Guys, at any given chance lie to your colleagues!!!! Lie like your life depends on it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[UKEME THERULA @uktherulaa]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing.

[Bookshelfie Reviews⭐️ @bookshelfie_hq]

Reading a book in public is only performative to people that don’t read books. To a reader, every waiting room, park bench, and train carriage is another potential chapter.

[dj benuxo @bebebenebebe]

chegando no trabalho atrasado e saindo no horario normal

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Sometimes I accidentally accept the bare minimum trying to be considerate of what others are going through & that is a habit I need to let go of expeditiously

[Misa Amane 🤍🥀 @HeyMisaAmane]

Instead of saying "Women slept their way to the top"
We say "Men withhold promotions until they receive sexual favors".
Because that is what it really is

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i desire to be so eloquent that i'd give a speech without a single filler word.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

Let’s get serious please

[ً @artfuIchaos]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[Sophia🧚🏽‍♀️💞 @sophia_bambe]

We don’t talk enough about how deeply uncomfortable menstruating is😭