brianne

dog mom | meat mama | sass kween

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I can play it by ear if I have advance notice that we are going to be playing it by ear

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

hey! thank you for sharing, but I’m struggling to respond to you in a way that does not include “oh brother” or “get a grip”

[Fan Page | Moo Deng @MooDengSOL]

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing

#moodeng #หมเด้ง

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Just wanted to see Celine Dion but now it's seven hours later, I feel seasick, I've got bedsores, and I never want to see another croissant in my life #OlympicGames    #openingceremony

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Ninety three minutes and six thousand boats later and we're still waiting for Celine Dion #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

democrats to republicans right now

[trash jones @jzux]

match my freak? who’s gonna match my bedtime

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

you guys have so much energy (derogatory)

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

You guys have dads???

[sarah @sablaah]

your annoying ipad kid nephew after one too many Shirley Temples at the family function

[samantha @milkygoddess]

unfortunately for me i remember everything about everyone i’ve ever met

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come today i have to watch six straight hours of law and order SVU

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[allie @apeck422]

Back from a three day weekend

[trash jones @jzux]

coffee isn’t enough. i need to be struck by lightning

[Alex Friedman 🤠 @heyalexfriedman]

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Change retirement age to 35
I’m tired
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