Otto8

打野的走位我就觉得nmb离谱，你老tm想着刷你那b三狼干什么玩意儿啊wcnmd

[Otto8 @bisanlang]

欧内的手，好汉

[Otto8 @bisanlang]

@bonniewinds0 太强了

[bonniewinds @bonniewinds0]

https://t.co/zbJV3yu7XP

[Global Times @globaltimesnews]

Most epic formation change! Not CGI, but Chinese soldiers! #VDay （Video: CCTV）

[Otto8 @bisanlang]

文化水平不高 看1984动物庄园 很符合我对干这种事的人的刻板印象

[DW 中文- 德国之声 @dw_chinese]

https://t.co/cm8zg3y1ux

[Otto8 @bisanlang]

@GnomonSimony 用词逐渐暴躁

[Xiangyu 香鱼🐬 @xiangyuli]

我又来身边统计学了，我觉得认识的大多数大夫都挺靠谱的。呆在临床上一年，基本上普通人80-90%常见病都没有任何问题。除非你的病真的非常奇怪，这非常需要医生的经验。我们两口子都学医，平时看病能挂主治就挂主治，原因很简单，病都不复杂。主治因为挂的人少，反而看的还细心一些，态度好一些

[RJ @RJDAIGOGO]

行政脱口秀：

我们日本已经衰落了，和你们中国合作，才是我们的出路！

[You Jiacheng @YouJiacheng]

1) WHAT

[kosmos🌻 @kos_mos_sfc21]

雲南バー満席で神

[HasPause @HasPause]

i’m genuinely gonna start bawling

[Big Blue Globe @GeopoliticalHub]

China has successfully converted IShowSpeed into Comrade IShowSpeed.

“同志们好!” (“Tóng zhì men hǎo!”)/(“Hello, comrades!”)

[Andy Stewart @manateelazycat]

今天洗车，被别人剐蹭后，人直接跑了。

本来都是小事， 不能忍， 武汉司机尤其不惯着。

1. 找了周围洗车店要了剐蹭视频，下载了行车记录仪前后视频，总共4个角度视频

2. 视频太模��了，车牌号不能确认唯一，用AI大模型先增强一下分辨率，最后根据字符形状只能是两个车牌号，再用116微信挪车输入两个车牌，一个车牌不存在，肯定是另外一个，打通但是对方不接电话

3. 这时候，视频证据确凿，车牌号也确认了，警察不敢和稀泥不处理，122直接报警，心平气和地说明情况

4. 交警打电话马上接，交警要让对方停车检查， 对方不检查，找借口肯定100%确认是他了，但是还故意拖着不想来

5. 二话不说，发条短信给对方：按照法律，肇事逃逸，2000罚款，6分，治安拘留，自己抖音查一下，自己看着办，我懒得去找你

过了1个小时，对方加微信道歉（虽然很多借口），发了补漆的钱，完事。

事是小事，不用生气，但是不要欺负技术人。

[Jack @jackfromohio]

The Argentinian economy is so bad that they are trying to cash in on imperial Chinese debt

[ᐚᐱᑿᓂ ☃️ Aerith @jdnopon]

This is so funny man this country is cooked

[Robert @Baiguan @robert_baiguan]

Anyone with some understanding of how politics work should know 1989 was essentially a failed coup, and could have foreseen what would happen in the other direction. And there are many parallel countries out there already playing out the script for you.

If the students ultimately win, it would be Zhao Ziyang taking the lead, with Deng stepping down. Then it would be a replay of the Soviet Union/Russia story. Zhao would most likely fall out with the so-called elected parliament, since this nation has never had sufficient training in parliamentary politics协商政治 and good culture to make compromises with opponents, and the political alliance formed in the square would be fragile—look at Russia’s 1993 constitutional crisis as an example. The border regions would very likely see conflicts and even wars—think Chechnya. The economy would most likely be on the brink of collapse—think shock therapy. The populace would call for a more centralized government—think Putin.

And that’s still a good scenario. The bad scenario is disintegration across regions (back then, it wasn’t just Beijing in turmoil; the whole country was), leading to a new era of warlord chaos. Another few decades of fighting would follow. Of course, I know some people hope for a “Southeast Mutual Protection���南互保” style of division or a confederation system, but honestly, anyone with a slight understanding of Chinese history knows this wouldn’t work—it’s just pure wishful thinking.

Also, I am happy to be this "CCP-co-opted elites" that you refer to. This certainly sounds more accurate than "CCP shills" 😆

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Life in the 1980s 🧵

1. McDonald's in the 80s compared to today

[头孢胶囊 @michshsh]

想了许久，我无法反驳。

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

Not very good at it