Clint Bischoff

Dresses up occasionally to attend work and to go on vacation.

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@pixburghwv @coalcountrywvu Practice Squad is being an NFL player how do you not know this

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@CouzWalker @coalcountrywvu @wvufan2023 Yeah you might want to do your math again on that idiot.

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@WVUFLU Even the security guy in the background is disappointed in this ridiculous bullshit

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@MitchVingle @WVUhoops PLEASE TELL ME THEY HAVE A MARSHALL/WVU “HOUSE DIVIDED” FRONT LICENSE PLATE ON THEIR RANGE ROVER BUT INSTEAD ITS WVU AND STANFORD

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

The most impactful statement uttered by a Justice on the United States Supreme Court in 4 decades. Kudos to the Law Clerk that thought it up and kudos to the Chief Justice for having the resoluteness -not courage- to say it, even with the Governor of Epstein Island in the gallery

[CSPAN @cspan]

Chief Justice Roberts probes Solicitor General Sauer on salience of "birth tourism" in birthright citizenship case: "You do agree that has no impact on the legal analysis before us?"

Sauer: "We're in a new world now."

Roberts: "It's a new world, it's the same Constitution."

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@WVUBarstool Yeah, because all these Jacksonville State guys really work out well for us so far

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@smokingmusket https://t.co/FIWjPzOTlY

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨BREAKING: Republicans strike again.

With Rep. Riley Moore presiding, the vote was gaveled at 204–203 the moment Republicans had just enough votes to advance their health care bill.

Rep. Jim McGovern immediately objected, shouting that Rep. Dan Goldman was in the well and attempting to cast his vote.

“This is an outrage.”

Cutting off a vote mid-process isn’t efficiency. It’s manipulation.

[Megan @MeganMakinMoney]

What a tweet. What a world

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The People's Coach: Richard Pitino Wins His First Crosstown Shootout, Immediately Shows Up To Xavier's Bar To Drink Beer With Fans And Pick Up The Entire Tab https://t.co/QfRTQGxnMc

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

Eat Shit @Pitt

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

“Waze screwed us.” Wrong. This is your classic dipping into Ashbrooke for road beers.

[WV Sports Talk @SportsTalk_304]

You'd think a team from Colorado would know how to handle some hills in Morgantown

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@z_mccoy06 So basically, the schools voted to turn the old student section at the coliseum into South Hills in Charleston, where everybody goes to GW, and the new student is effectively going to be a modern day Potterville

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@wokemobfootball I feel like the government should buy this for you

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@Brycewheat3 Everyone is wrong so far.

Somebody got whacked for certain. And it was the audience. Death was described by Bobby 4 episodes earlier as “everything goes out-sound, light, everything-it’s nothingness.”

And that’s what happened to the viewers. We all got whacked; story over.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job.

[Admiral Bear @AdmiralBear01]

PEOPLE OF BLACKSBURG: Cal's WOKE ENFORCEMENT unit is TAKING YOUR GUNS this weekend!

You MUST place all firearms in our rainbow bins conveniently located throughout VaTech's campus.

YOUR GUNS will be confiscated and DESTROYED for your safety!

Thanks for your prompt compliance.

[Wilcox’s Block C Hat @WilcoxCHat]

Cal vs. Virginia Tech is going to be a dog fight

…wait no, not like that!

[Clint Bischoff @bischoffcr303]

@wokemobfootball Maybe in Charlottesville or definitely in Alexandria Virginia.