Coco

Always the Padawan, never the Jedi

[Coco @biscottiplz]

Yes, necessity is the mother of invention. Which is what drove me to my greatest achievement yet:

The S’moreo.

Hi, I’m Connyre and welcome to my ted talk.

[Coco @biscottiplz]

Bob the tomato really stole Larry the cucumber’s hairbrush and gave it away without asking, and the fact that we have collectively given him a pass is problematic.

[Coco @biscottiplz]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a couple minutes, must call her mom, literally constantly. @SparkNotes

[Coco @biscottiplz]

It’s a dry heave though

[Coco @biscottiplz]

Is @Lin_Manuel just absolutely exhausted yet

[Coco @biscottiplz]

The Roaring 20s The Warring 20s

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@KelseyKKO Somehow I needed this

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@caitogreat So painful, so true.

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@sweeterchord Homeless, prostitution, and one BLANK. The audacity.

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@hinterhabvnrdsh Doing my part

[Coco @biscottiplz]

I submit that the singer of "Last Christmas" was probably more of a niceguy/stalker than a scorned lover—based on the fact that only a year after professing his love via note she doesn't recognize him and THIS DOESN'T EVEN SURPRISE HIM.

[Coco @biscottiplz]

Does anyone actually like wasabi, or are we all just trying to feel something

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@KelseyKKO I love this journey for the two of you. What’s your cat’s name?

[Coco @biscottiplz]

Being an adult doesn’t mean you don’t eat cookie dough for dinner occasionally, it just means you have to live with the consequences.

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@JeffJacksonNC I am so proud to have you represent me. Thank you for your transparency, sound decision making, family values, and of course that positivity!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@not_smarter Why had no one asked you that

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@jribas Wait, I’ve seen this one before!

[Coco @biscottiplz]

@sweeterchord Already?! Time flies!

[ki ⊹ . ݁˖ @batsbabyy]

legolas in the council of elrond when everyone starts talking about how gollum is safely locked away in mirkwood