i bet their retirement in the cottage could have been so fun if they didnt fucking die just imagine them trying to pass time with aziraphale doing his silly magic tricks in the garden and crowley telling him hes being a bad influence on the plants
my aziraphale would immediately FOLD when finding out that crowley gave up his car to save the bookshop and took care of it in the human way. don’t talk to me
Actually imaging being Crowley and watching General Aziraphale, THE strategist of the War in Heaven, do things like crossword puzzles and fix broken bikes so thoroughly he accidentally adds gears to them. Imagine having to rescue him from a Bastille because he got peckish.
the fact he was evidently scared when satan showed up but when it came to protecting aziraphale he was so quick to get between them like that's the guardian angel's guardian demon 😫❤️
i think my biggest issue is that i felt like Our aziraphale and crowley never got an emotional resolution. they never even got to talk about their relationship or its recent upset for realsies. and now they never will and that is SO fucking sad
#go3spoilers
boatman sighting… new woman locking eyes with ted… i know the lord is testing me, but i’ve been to the deepest lows and seen the horrors and by god i will come back stronger and more delusional than ever