biscuitpolitics

Bemused generation x’er, 80s hoarder, bewildered citizen, hopeful realist, Korean politics observer

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@glynysH22 @reformexposed Very true.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Exactly this

In fact there are those in his own ranks who would tell you Henry is not British at all........

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@danny__kruger Does it ever cross your mind, even just for a split second, that maybe you made a bit of a gaffe going anywhere near this ludicrous panto?

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@I_amMukhtar @dodgson_sally Avant-garde productions of the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe never really work outside. Still, nice try.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Just tried to hail 3 different famous yellow taxis in New York and not one of them stopped for me!!!!
So rude.

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@supertanskiii @LindaPears87262 Most of Reform won’t have the IQ or dexterity to work the chopsticks so it’s back to old fashioned licking the gruel off the fingers then. Take the country back.

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@Frankie_1643 That old chestnut.

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

‘He’s completely out of touch’ weeps human shit in political form Nigel Farage who mere days ago stood in a field on a pal’s 1500 acre estate whilst wearing a tweed Saville Row suit in order to defecate on the wishes of Henry Nowak’s family as a dead cat for his free millions

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@RobKenyonReform Very clever. Did Nige ask you to write that one from a Mayfair club, ’avin a larf and a chuckle about his oiks?

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@99pacerace @BotFinderUK Fair point. And Farage doesn’t have the management skills to handle any of that. That will be his cue to head off to the US for a while.

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@BladeoftheS @rwrjbb Total fake, just a bored, hyper, well connected and well protected landowner playing out picture book fantasy history from the nursery library, leaping around for attention and cushioned from reality.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Winston Churchill being booed right after 'winning' WW2.

His whole image is fake like Margaret Thatcher he is hated by most.

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

"I hate career politicians so much that I'm lying through my teeth just to become one myself"

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

"And why the hell did you allow him to appear on Question Time, for God's sake?"
"I'm sorry, Nigel. He told me it'd be as easy as bleeding a radiator."
"Well he doesn't know how to do that either!"

[Ferret @Ferretgrove]

Whilst the far right are always talking about a return to the good old days, this one has achieved it.
Can’t afford a new razor blade, washes his hair in carbolic, got his Sunday suit out of the pawn shop for the occasion, is malnourished and looks like he has consumption.

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@Nigel_Farage @7866richard Sound more like Rupert Lowe everyday.

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@GoodwinMJ You never quantify a criteria for what you mean by mass and why. Strange as you see yourself as an exacting and data driven guru for the Reform boffins bless them who all understand variables, facts and causality. But it’s not really about that is it.

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@PDRNHPUK Why are Reform fascinated by third person neuter pronouns. It’s always smash it, or nailed it or knock it. Extraordinary use of English.

[biscuitpolitics @biscuitpol]

@TiceRichard Absolutely. Ecstatic crowds everywhere there, all making funny faces to the camera, singing their rendition of This Time. Lovely stuff.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

If we got rid of all spoons as well we’d never see the prick again.