beer battered wife

a most unmitigated and comprehensive ass • she/her

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

https://t.co/m8jx7KfJ0j

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

last night i dreamt that i killed you with my bare fucking hands

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reagan campaigned on ending the federal Dept of Education, which was created by Carter in 1979, but it was bigger when Reagan left office than when he started!

Not this time. President @realDonaldTrump will succeed.

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

i miss it here…. i was so funny here….

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@jakeiverson57 when did you take all these photos of me

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

if it weren’t for barbie i wouldn’t have a male wife

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

jon’s saying that barbie (the toy) had a lot of negative impact on girls in real life. that’s not true, i say. barbie showed me it’s okay to have a gay boyfriend

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@jakeiverson57 i’m so upset

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@lunacyharris bye david we might never interact again now

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

gonna have one last “hey look at these funny tweets” seshwith jon before i deactivate forever.

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@praying4u_316 i’m not either, but i really really don’t want to ever send an “x”

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

fucken love this guy. whenever he shows up i know i’m gonna have a good time

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@jakeiverson57 probably the most important event those shoes have ever seen

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

the only time i feel patriotic

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@jakeiverson57 it’s crazy how they killed two people and their official response is “plz be niceys to me 🥺🥺🥺”

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

give me one margarita and i’ll say “oh wow what a delightfully refreshing beverage. thank you very much.”

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@praying4u_316 I WAAAAAANT I NEEEEED

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

it worked!!!

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

wore my howl’s moving castle earrings to the pride event so everyone knows i’m bisexual

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

got to see my best friends this weekend :)

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@sbhngllglls every taurus i’ve ever met is my best friend

[beer battered wife @biscuitsngraby]

@sbhngllglls THANK YOUUUUU