something in the static

i think i’ve been having revelations || she/her

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not only is this car a pervert….he’s a predator

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@Neopets faerie techo ‼️‼️‼️ @cricket_screm

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does anyone know spirit halloween’s return policy

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one of the best sci-fi/fantasy tropes is “this fucked up looking alien/monster/creature/little guy was scary at first but now he’s my best friend and i will defend him with my life”

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why?????

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my office building installed cell phone holders in the bathroom stalls??

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don’t worry everyone, i got my tickets to see barbie on opening night at the drive in

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my toxic trait is that i fucking love fireworks

[Aidan Comerford @AidanCTweets]

In 2020, a group of prominent writers, including @jk_rowling, signed an open letter to @Harpers defending free speech and argument against "reprisal" for "bad ideas," and I guarantee you not one of them will say anything about this. 1/

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high and thinkin about journalism

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stop making bras with removable pads!!!!!!! if i wanted a non-padded bra i would just buy a non-padded bra!!!!!!!!!! they just get all bunched up and its a pain in the fuckin ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i’m sorry but there is no way there are 3 million people in this world who pay for snapchat

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how come nobody ever brings a grocery store cookie cake to school when you’re an adult

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i have a pimple on my earlobe

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i know those videos of people squeezing whole heads of roasted garlic out of their peels are supposed to look tasty but they are so utterly horrifying

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i love how aragorn gets his hair done to look pretty during the last battle at the gates of mordor

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little known fact: the king in “return of the king” actually refers not to aragorn but to samwise gamgee, king of Getting Shit Done Unlike Everyone Else

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also if gandalf didn’t wait pippin to look into the palantir maybe he should’ve said that instead of being sketchy as hell about it

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siblings or dating:

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how tf did gandalf figure out smeagol’s tragic backstory?? did he fuckin time travel

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oh wait are smeagol and deagol brothers? if so i’ve made a critical mistake