Elizabeth Feldmann

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

#youknowme Seeing the backlash against those sharing their stories is just a reminder that there are probably 10x more women who wish they could share, but are scared of the repercussions.

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

Relaxing during a long weekend. My 11 yo just asked what I was watching. I said “Night Stalker- Hunt for a Serial Killer.” Apparently I’m a psycho. 🙄

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

@GovHolcomb very glad pharmaceutical reps are getting their vaccines. How about teachers? Some of us are in school full time. Some of us are wiping noses and tears. When do we get our vaccines?!?

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

@TheDanaWeiss I’m not even seeing family in town (they won’t be out of quarantine until Friday). It will be the first time I’ve cooked thanksgiving dinner. The first time I haven’t been with extended family. It SUCKS. But it’s one year. #wearentspecial

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

First day in what feels like a long time not in my KG classroom. My girls had e-learning - I have no idea what they’ve done. At one point, my tv asked me if I was still there (during my 7th Hallmark movie of the day). In case you wondered about our current COVID situation.

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

@GHardstark Anyone else wish we could call our friends Georgia and @KarenKilgariff to happy cry together?!? #JoeBiden

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

@pattonoswalt help! My daughter and I are waiting for the stream! She has school tomorrow and is stressing out. Is it coming on soon?

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

@JasonReitman @pattonoswalt We can’t access it!

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

We Made it Through the Weekend! https://t.co/IT2SpAyFPN

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

Corona-geddon – Day 1 https://t.co/t6VdcccW33

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara 🌴Stay sexy and join me! https://t.co/hTF85k0BEx

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

@GlennonDoyle As a child of divorce, I can say I wish it happened faster and more often. Parents: your kids want you to be happy. They NEED you to at least be loved.

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

Summer Preview? https://t.co/VS0BmqyeON

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

Hero Project(ish) https://t.co/6ocDyQjDL8

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

Hero Project(ish) https://t.co/AkzA6HpgtN

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

First Communion, Next Confession https://t.co/tiETu4M7pq

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

Bad (?) Night https://t.co/fjBdBHLRo4

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

Ahhh, motherhood. Where you’re choking on a leftover scrap of pizza, and your 9 year old gets shitty because you’re taking too long to wash the strawberries. #alwaysfeelingthelove

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

Being a mom is basically telling your best friend what dicks your kids are after a horrible bedtime, and then wishing their sweet little heads were there for you to sniff while you catch up on your Hulu queue.

[Elizabeth Feldmann @bisfeldmann]

How many Father’s or Mother’s Days end with kids being told “do you have ANY idea how much we do for you?!?” Asking for a friend ...