Bob

[Bob @bisforbob]

@spookylydiaa Well happy fckn halloween🎃

[Bob @bisforbob]

@DakotaLameHumor Smoked by the cat. A dog tries to be nice...

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

I had shortness of breath yesterday and got scared at first, but then realized I had just put on jeans for the first time in two weeks.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Thank you for the information, Dateline. [@themissybaker]

[Bob @bisforbob]

@AmySilverberg Show him this thread. If that doesnt do it. Next player

[Bob @bisforbob]

@chickmcgee1 It’s a wonderful life

[Bob @bisforbob]

@aljackson Al, you got your finger on the pulse of America👏

[Bob @bisforbob]

I hate banana people

[Bob @bisforbob]

@BarackObama Dear President Obama, please run for president again and save the country from four more destructive years of the Trump morass. Obtw, please feel free to delegate authority to moral, educated, professionals and golf to your hearts content.

[Jeff Bodart @JeffBodart]

Love this.

[nick griffin @thenickgriffin]

Friend: why worry, man? You could die tomorrow. Me: any chance you could die tomorrow?

[Bob @bisforbob]

Does anyone else hang on to Apple product boxes waayyyy too long?

[Bob @bisforbob]

@Hahncomedy You could totally pull that off

[Bob @bisforbob]

@spookylydiaa 🙃

[Bob @bisforbob]

@Hahncomedy Maybe those are her comfort bangs

[Bob @bisforbob]

@spookylydiaa You mean busch lite?

[Bob @bisforbob]

@spookylydiaa Duh

[Bob @bisforbob]

@codyschafer8 Sounds like a porn title

[Bob @bisforbob]

@codyschafer8 Humor is subjective

[Bob @bisforbob]

@TheMissyBaker Missy, that doesn’t really add up to “fine”. Feel better