aloha

do no harm but take no shit

[aloha @bishop_stacey]

unconscious, but P&O have stated that SHE must contact them to let them know she is absent???
They have no way of knowing when they can get their money onboard and it sounds as if the staff are pretty useless and there 'is not much they can do' as they left the port on a weekend?

[aloha @bishop_stacey]

@pandocruises Absolutely awful behaviour from P&O, my mum and elderly relatives are on board the Arvia, currently in La Coruna with no access to WiFi. P&O are withholding their onboard spending due to my great auntie (the lead booker) being absent. She is in hospital and...

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

England vs. USA on Friday. The loser has to keep James Corden.

[aloha @bishop_stacey]

@krispykremeUK Definitely @loverawofficial nutty balls 🐿

[aloha @bishop_stacey]

Cheers @glastonbury sons crying

[aloha @bishop_stacey]

@ThreeUKSupport I’ve already done this and didn’t get anywhere

[aloha @bishop_stacey]

Behave @ThreeUKSupport how is my bill confirmed correct when you’re charging me an additional £37 for 7.67MB of data roaming when I didn’t go over my 12GB allowance lol

[aloha @bishop_stacey]

@ThreeUKSupport I was in Canada, I had turned airplane mode off for about 2 minutes until I received a text telling me I would be charged if I didn’t turn it back on - so I turned it back on immediately. £37 for 2 minutes is unbelievable.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

For the ‘why didn’t she just leave him’ crowd, 75% of women murdered by a partner are killed after they leave. If you think the violence just stops because they relationship has ended you need to give your head a wobble.

[ellie may @ellufc]

seeing a lot of “imagine that was your daughter/sister” etc and for once it would be nice for women to simply be treated as humans because we are human and not because you have one like it at home that you don’t hate

[Sweater Weather Served @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[Pasty_Kween - THE UNLUCKY - LUCKY COW! @Pasty_Kween]

Me trying to open the cutlery drawer but the potato masher is stopping it from opening:

[I'm on BlueSky now @athenakugblenu]

They'll tolerate children having no lunch. The suicide of disability allowance claimants. They will tolerate Windrush. A comical evacuation of Afghanistan. But the people of this country will be damned if they and tolerate an illegal Christmas party lol

[Azhan @Heyitsazhan]

I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 25 when I was 18

[steph panecasio ✨ @StephPanecasio]

the feminine urge to finish every sentence with, "if that makes sense" despite knowing it absolutely makes sense

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

RP at her best

[cakes with threatening auras @threateningcake]

choose your fighter