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[Vince Charles, Divorced @VinceCharles18]

Beat your wife at home, you’re an abuser.

Beat your wife in a boxing ring, you’re an Olympian.

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A staunch feminist Disturbed cover band called Down With The Cis-ness

[B$ @BishopInKenner]

Cinco de shithoused

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If the margarita’s so skinny why’s it making me fat?

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I’m pretty sure Michael Buble has fucked a mall Santa

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The saved by the bell episode where Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills but it’s remade for 2023 so they’re laced with fentanyl

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When we were young fest: bands you loved 20 years ago play their best from that era

Now that we’re old fest: those same bands but they only play their new stuff

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Blink 182 just released “One More Time”, a song that sounds like they should’ve stayed broken up

[West Bank #WhoDat @Speak_Up_Son]

“I’m a quarterback,” Taysom Hill says to himself as he squats 685

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PLAY CASSANOVA

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

The Denver Broncos Hail Mary Miracle and Failed Two-Point Conversion: ENHANCED!

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@zionmoneyson @CBKReport -1 million

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“I got the tightest cam dowels in the game bro. NOBODY HAS TIGHTER CAM DOWELS THAN ME BRO” — me putting together Wayfair furniture

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What’s the deal with every city’s major local HVAC company having the weirdest fucking commercial on the planet?

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Everywhere else it’s just Tuesday #MardiGras2023 #MardiGras

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If you’ve ever taken a shit and thought to yourself, wow this is a really lonely experience, then a dog could be for you

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When you open the bag of edibles at the party https://t.co/ZVAcmxEvrN

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Sex Football

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Game of inches

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@Skoog Must be cutting back, he was smoking reds last time we were hanging

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Really gotta respect the milk tolerance of Santa Claus 🥛 🎅 🦌🚫💩

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Let’s be real, thanksgiving food is 🗑