When people outside Utah find out I'm Mormon they always ask how many moms I have. It's ignorant and offensive. Just because my dad has 7 wives doesn't mean each one is my mom.
It’s 2009. You’re watching Jersey Shore or Parental Control on MTV because your parents aren’t home from work yet. You have the remote set up so when you hit the “last” button, it immediately goes to Suite Life on Disney Channel. Life is good.
In junior high every Friday at lunch this kid would get up on the stage and scream “is everybody ready for the rebel yell?” Then everyone would cheer. Then he’d yell for like a full minute till his face turned blue and then everyone would lose it! I miss that guy! Happy Friday!