Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist

Aspiring brewer, cook, percussionist and bowler, moonlighting as a pharmacist. Views/opinions are my own and do not reflect those of my employer.

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@AccPharmacist Only ever use a black pen. Whenever I used a blue one weird hit shappened. Had to keep a red one around for state required QA.

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@tlschwerz Outman literally has the worst last name in baseball. Every time he comes to the plates it’s a guaranteed out man…..

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

Hey @TwinsGeek, anywhere I can find the tap list for the Craft Beer Corner @StPaulSaints @CHSFieldStPaul ? Trying to see what game I want to hit next Wednesday!

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@Audra_Martin Not all heros wear capes.

[Bella Morris @Belorris]

Zohran Mamdani is consistently proving that if your politician wanted to help you, they absolutely fucking could.

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@Bossman_10K I hesitate to call this a generational collapse. The T-wolves collapse a few years ago against the Grizzlies was worse. The biggest problem is the NHL playoff set up, I blame Gary. The reward for being the 3rd best team in the conference is to go against the top 2 teams? Nothx

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@RussoHockey This has not been great but the Av’s had what, almost a week off? Should probably have seen Gus in the 3rd but the forwards haven’t been much help either.

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@10k_Takes I hate it here.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Sorry but the Iranian government’s LEGO depiction of Kash Patel is fucking frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Omaha Productions @OmahaProd]

Give @johnnyrandle93 the Oscar for his performance

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

No cap... In honor of Royce hitting the team's first home run of the season, we're giving away a signed Royce Lewis hat 🧢

Repost now for a chance to win!

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@McFeely_Inforum What a bunch of sycophants between this and the treasury bootlicker says the orange turd 💩 deserves his signature on US currency. I don’t know which one his nose further up his intestines.

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@mcuban @ckone47 Or we could move to a universal system and be done with this nonsense once and for all.

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@CheyCab As someone who frequently flies from Fargo I hope the eff not. This admin is so stupid and corrupt it’s past the point of funny.

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

There are no words to express how heartbroken we all are.

Jessi Pierce (Hinrichs) was the most vibrant person - the life of the party, always with a smile on her face, always bringing a passion to every article and podcast and interview she did. Jessi simply loved covering the Wild and hockey throughout Minnesota and had a way of brightening everyone’s day with her upbeat, bubbly personality. I have literally NEVER met anybody that had a way of being EVERYBODY’s friend.

More than anything, she absolutely loved Hudson, Cayden and Avery and was the greatest mother who did everything she could to bring joy to her sweetest kids. Even at Friday’s practice in her beloved Iowa State sweatshirt, she was so excited to take them to the seasonal opening of Cup and Cone in WBL. Seeing those precious pics yesterday, she provided them with another incredibly fun and loving day.

My heart breaks for Mike for the loss of his wife and children and Jessi’s family, friends and colleagues for this unimaginable loss. This hockey community lost a wonderful, energetic and one of a kind voice and story teller and Grade A person.

Life can be unbearably unfair sometimes, and it’s impossible to make sense of this tragedy.

Please keep Jessi and her beautiful kids in your thoughts and prayers. I wish Mike all the peace and support and happiness in the world.

A lot of tears were shed at the arena yesterday. We, in the Wild media and inside the Wild, will miss seeing Jessi everyday, laughing with her everyday. The press box and press room won’t be the same without her. It’ll be a lot quieter, a lot less funny. But her passion and joy for covering this hockey team and sport will remain.

Sorry for the length of this, but as Jessi knew better than most as my original Athletic “backup” and somebody who always gave me Minnesota Hockey Journal deadline extensions, as she used to joke, I’m incapable of writing tight.

Especially about her.

RIP Jessi, Hudson, Cayden and Avery. 🙏💔

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@PaulCharchian In n Out burger is good but the fries are tasteless cardboard. I’ve tried them animal style, well done, low salt and every other way and they just aren’t a great product.

[Moorhead Orchestra @MoorheadOrch]

Meanwhile at the Louvre…

218 > 612

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

Vindication for @Gaardsy

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@yungkarp @kpottermn As a business traveler out of Fargo, I can assure this is not the case.

[Glow-in-the-Dark Pharmacist @bisonpharmer]

@NickLewis37 You need to use the coupon in the bargain book for this one. Same with the garlic fries.