Julia Bissell

even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in awhile

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

Alicia Keys: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert https://t.co/HYmmA8qOru via @YouTube
God bless Alicia Keys and all her wonderfulness. This video makes me so happy :)

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

Thinking about all the little Catholic kids that don’t understand what’s going on and are just super stoked they don’t have to go to church every week anymore

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

HMU if you’re down to sit 6ft away and have a staring contest or play Rock Paper Scissors

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

If you’re ever needing a thrill just go run alone on a bike path and listen to @MyFavMurder

[John Gillen @johngillen55]

New life plan: get crazy strong and then attribute it to some weird shit so people go around quoting it as a key
Example: “yeah man, you really wanna get big? Gotta eat a raw pinecone every morning, you know the Gillen method”

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

One of my greatest fears of adulthood is having a child with a peanut allergy

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

@johngillen55 Oh my heart. It’s melting ❤️

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

@johngillen55 John why has your twitter become fire in the past week what changed

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

craigslist roommate who thinks you’re best friends

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

A lady at work told me it’s a mortal sin that we don’t have organic milk in the cafe... and if THATS a mortal sin I’m definitely going to hell

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

Please ask me again how much snow VT right now has while I’m home in Cincy.
I check Burly’s weather updates every goddamn day just for you

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

Ringing in the new year, who knew the best things to happen would be the conversations btwn Olivia and i, our Uber driver, and then my intoxicated padre. Best wishes to them in 2020

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

It’s 5am and I just found out Uber helicopters exist. Stuck between if I should be excited because I can see Meet the Robinsons in our future or upset since there’s so many better things to put our energy toward

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

@SteveyMcJ That’s gotta be an impressive cucumber

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

@Tostitos are your hint of lime chips laced? I have developed an addiction

[Julia Bissell @bisselljulia]

If anyone was wondering what the best part of my day was, it was hearing a 7 year old tell her friend that she “used to have a boyfriend but dropped his sorry ass”