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@bitPimps on socials and more - I make dumb (read sweet) pictures. Don't be a hypocrite. #wolfknives #ellisfam #rds 中

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Her: it's your turn to cook, what's for dinner?

Outdoor boys: couscous with ptarmigan

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Finally at the end, the prostitute with a heart of gold becomes a good girl and he gives her $10k to disappear. She's trying to thank him, h he's being weird. End scene, he's back at the diner he loves trolling for more Russian pussy.

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I just re-watched the movie The Equalizer with Denzel Washington, here's what it's actually about.

Denzel Washington is an ex CIA spook who now works at The Home Depot annoying his co-workers with his zen personality and constantly pointing out how shitty their diet is.

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He finally makes it to the end boss, he's watching him shower in the dark. The floor is wet because he's left the tap running and the Russian Mafia boss is wet and naked and in the dark. He goes to shut off the water and Denzel electrocutes him. He's killed so many people

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Rip Big Pussy

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What is it with John Krasinski movies that make me grab my phone and just have the movie on as background noise?

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@MrBeast 8,800,000 #Promotion

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Was.Marty Supreme supposed to be an unwatchable piece of shit or do I need to give it another chance?

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Me when I have to keep telling Claude to fix the same test errors over and over

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Employers only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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What if the Strait of Hormuz is gay, has anyone asked?

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Me ordering food for our date at Denny's:
I'll have a-wop bop a loo bop, and she'll have a lop bam boom

Waiter: wise choice, sir

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@PNM_79 White people be like no, I was just bored waiting for my dogs food to finish cooking lol

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White people be like my dog has Peyronie's disease

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White people be like My dog is the CEO of White Castle he's in a commercial eating a White Castle hamburger

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White people be like My dog went to Italy with his girlfriend and her parents

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White people be like my dog is on the board of directors at Pfizer