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@bitPimps on socials and more - I make dumb (read sweet) pictures. Don't be a hypocrite. #wolfknives #ellisfam #rds 中

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Me when I have to keep telling Claude to fix the same test errors over and over

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Employers only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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What if the Strait of Hormuz is gay, has anyone asked?

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Me ordering food for our date at Denny's:
I'll have a-wop bop a loo bop, and she'll have a lop bam boom

Waiter: wise choice, sir

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@PNM_79 White people be like no, I was just bored waiting for my dogs food to finish cooking lol

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White people be like my dog has Peyronie's disease

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White people be like My dog is the CEO of White Castle he's in a commercial eating a White Castle hamburger

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White people be like My dog went to Italy with his girlfriend and her parents

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White people be like my dog is on the board of directors at Pfizer

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White people be like my dog is taking a gap year

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White people be like my dog is going to Haiti with his church group to help clean up after the earthquake

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White people be like my dogs pickleball league is on Tuesday evenings

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Why'd they say it like that, like trying your own cum?

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Watching it jiggle in women's skeleton #Olympics2026

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More like Daft Unc

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They found a black glove near that kidnapped lady's house. I think we all know how that plays out

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#conformitygate

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Is that guys name really Poopa Achooa?

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Took some #TYLENOL and got a new high score on Tetris

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Did yo mana chew Tylenol like tic tacs when she was pregnant with you?