inmate_

let's just be siblings 😉

[rated R @sassori_]

Kuna mahali nakua breadcrumbed by a 3/10 walahi I'm hell

[aang @inclusivetwts]

I wish doja knew I walk around witeithie listening to her

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

A goon in Ol Kalou says “Wantam” after a “full-body deep tissue massage”. Says they were allegedly sent by Nyandarua Woman Rep. Faith Gitau.

[Kelvin N @NdemoKelvin]

Environmentalists will book the next jambojet to Lamu to go and protest an oil refinery being set up instead of walking there

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Relief Food Meant for Muhoroni Residents Recovered at Governor Gladys Wanga's Family Home — https://t.co/49EzJyBn1x

[STF @tekinsaeko]

The CS for Interior should be an old man, preferably a retired general who has no political ambitions. That position is very critical to our security and we are seeing the effects.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Unaambia polo kimani haoigi then anaku sue alafu siku ya hearing jamaa inakuja kotini kama imeoga😭💀

[neg. @youallalongphan]

the fic characters whenever i stop reading mid sex scene and now they have to wait for me to come back

[ROY @roy_ke__]

Ukiona unamwaga mate kwa pilo ukilala jua ilikua kidogo ukue na dissability

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ata mlete the Sun and the Moon mkimalizana na Nyota bado term ni jamo.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Mimi na my boyz tukiwa tumechill localz alafu tuone area MP wetu bado hajakufa na tunataka by elections ndio tupate gas na mattress

[ゆい @yui_akiraa]

Some relatives hukuanga na entitlements zingine za upuzi

[M @Sashavibesonly]

Competitor wangu akona connections Kama ghasia 😭😂
Jameni acha tu nijitoe while my dignity is still intact 🤣

[🖤ciengah_joey🦋 @Ciengah]

Never thought I’d experience someone coming to me as a woman on my Instagram …life is so unserious aki😭😂

[laureen 💚 @callmebudhaa]

Ukikumbuka vitu zote mungu amekupea tangu ukuwe mdogo and on top of that akafanya ukuwe Messi fan

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

Me nitaenda tu home niskie anasema ninj

[Teresez @teresezzz]

Me ha llegado un aviso de correos de un paquete que no se ha podido entregar diciendo que no estaba en casa el día 10 (diez) de julio siendo hoy 9 (nueve)

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

I used to love the song "Todii" by Oliver Mtukudzi as a child. Kila saa niko like "hoo todii (s'enzeni?) what shall we do? (Tingadii)". Really beautiful song. Just learned today that it was about HIV in which Oliver is lamenting the death toll caused by the disease.

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

dem akikuuliza "can i ask you something" anza kumwaga mate na ujifanye umechizi.

[ELA @ellabosslady_]

even the camera passed out for a sec 😮‍💨