bitch’ll do anything for a buck

two people who sell our bodys for money sometimes....... giving great motivational advice. It’s the kind of advice you’ll actually use!

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Do you suck toes?
Yes, I’m a man!!

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That just teetered my totter!

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What is this? Great Value Sons Of Anarchy?

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I’ll suck your dick till you go full retard!

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This is why we don’t loan cocaine to people with no money!

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I think if the bag gets too big then it turns into a brick!

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Have you checked your catalytic converter? Because they have it.

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I’m not afraid to admit I love ICP!

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She is the human experience!

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I think I slept with the guy who murdered my dad 😳

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Always pays on triple Ks!

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I am a gay son, a thot daughter, and an autistic non binary kid who was left behind!

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Sobriety dosnt lead to dread locs

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Her bush is Facebook live!

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You relapse and then you go to karaoke

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That’s sign won’t stop me, because I can’t fucking see!!

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God it’s good to be a lesbian!

[bitch’ll do anything for a buck @bitch_anything]

Trash dick! You’re pretty cool though!

[bitch’ll do anything for a buck @bitch_anything]

Butthole ain’t free!

[bitch’ll do anything for a buck @bitch_anything]

You’re gonna need the hair from an Appalachian albino deer and you’re gonna have to pray over it for 7 days and then we MIGHT be able to help you!