ur mom

I tweet what’s on the think

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if I’m addicted to nicotine, and nicotine makes me fart, does that mean I’m technically addicted to farting?

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

acquired a fear of jake gyllenhaal over the past few days. don’t text

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

might crush & snort my lexapro just for a change in scenery

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

just stole a knife from Applebee’s bc they gave my friend full apps instead of half

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

the fact that lil xan’s real name is Diego is unsettling to me for some reason

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

AHDKDOWPCM

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

HITLER CREATED SEX DOLLS THIS ISNT A DRILL

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

is it too late to be diagnosed with ADHD

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

ppl on my floor probably think i have ppl over right now ... no i just be havin conversations with all my personalities

[ur mom @bitch_pudding96]

tbh the reason I made this account is bc I had a good thought I wanted to tweet but I have since lost the thought