Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55

However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

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Been perfecting the recipe for "You-should-probably-just-stay-with-your-wife Chicken" for years.

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Know what's even more "unexpected" than alliums?

A bouquet of corn dogs.

Just saying.

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Dyson is making girl porn with that Piston Animal commercial.

Even.
Wipes.
The.
Bin.
Clean.
💦💦💦

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Peppered Caramel will be the new salted.

You heard it here first.

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--- Mid Takes ---

Andrew Garfield wasn't the worst Spiderman.

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What if I'm really just 40 packets of ketchup in a trench coat?

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Don't call it a come back bacon (comes with 1 slice of back bacon) #BobsBurgers @burgeroftheday

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Miss Pear-and-Greens Home for Pecorino Children Burger (comes with pear slice, pecorino, and local micro greens. No children included)
#BobsBurgers
@burgeroftheday

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Deep Blue Cheese Burger (comes with blue cheese)
#BobsBurgers

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Once Dijon a Thyme in Hollywood (comes with Dijon mustard and thyme)
#BobsBurgers
@burgeroftheday

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20,000 Leeks Under the Sea Burger (comes with grilled leeks - but not 20k of them - and sea salt)
#BobsBurgers
@burgeroftheday

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Keeping Up with the Radish-ians Burger (comes with 20 pickled radishes and a resounding Okurrrr)
#BobsBurgers
@BobsBurgers
@BobsBurgersFOX
@burgeroftheday

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Crispy Teigen burger
Comes with crispy onion strings
@chrissyteigen

#BobsBurgers #burger #burgeroftheday #daily #animation #fandom #chrissyteigen #shesaboss @BobsBurgersFOX

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@burgeroftheday @BobsBurgersFOX 🍔

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Tarragon with the Wind Burger (comes with tarragon)
#BobsBurgers
@BobsBurgers
@BobsBurgersFOX

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Let's Give Them Something to Sauerkraut Burger (comes with sauerkraut)
#bobsburgers
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@BobsBurgersFOX

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Hidden Fingerlings (comes with a side of roasted fingerling potatoes)
#bobsburgers
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@BobsBurgersFOX

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Thin Red Lime Burger (comes with a thin layer of chili pepper and lime aioli)
#bobsburgers
@BobsBurgers
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Work from home breaks be like...

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Adulting is hard — that's why I'm watching cartoons! Are you with me, East Coast? 🤪