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annoying

[ambs. @giftfrmpisces]

need y’all to do this again in 2028 though

[julia @juumelo_]

“any thoughts?” no I’m trying to cut back actually

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

The receptionist at my doctor’s office just asked this guy how he’s doing and he replied “Standing up. Paying taxes.”…I felt that tbh

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

I’m the fucking seagull from The Little Mermaid. No I will not be elaborating

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

@hasshly_ Girl same 😭

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

Even if you are a stranger, if you have hangxiety you should immediately come to me. It doesn’t matter if you karate kicked your grandma, I promise I’ve done worse, let me make you feel better about yourself

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

The Twilight movies are peak camp

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

It’s 3:30 am, the fuck am I hearing birds chirping for? Go back to bed fools

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

Y’all ever take a picture and say “this wouldn’t be bad if one eye wasn’t monumentally bigger than the other”

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

“No one ever sticks to their New Years Resolutions” bitch January is the worst month how am I supposed to become a better person in these conditions

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

Thinking about how I was Shego for Halloween 2022 and I was already drunk so I took NO selfies…genuinely a little distraught cause I ate that

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

My apartment neighbors always be cooking late at night like fuck y’all this is when I want a snack why do you gotta rub it in

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

all hot girls have stomach issues and sleep w stuffed animals

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

My dad texted me all panicked so naturally I thought someone fucking died, he just wanted me to know Avatar is back in theaters lmao

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

Ain’t nothing worse than when you’ve had a long ass day and you go to put your AirPods in and only one is charged, why couldn’t you have just stabbed me

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

airpods ain’t enough i need to fuck the song

[Noëy @noeyhodges]

My dad was like “I met a guy today apparently he’s pretty famous”
I’m like “cool, who”
he like “idk his name” then sends a picture. Tell me why it’s harry styles lol

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

Mentally preparing myself for the level of absolutely fucked up ima be tomorrow at the summer party

[scuttle 💕💕 @bitchcicle]

Had a bite of a sandwich today that was just mayo and bread and it’s still fucking haunting me

[laura🇺🇸 @legitlaurag]

she’s a 10 but she cries when she’s overwhelmed