Talking stage huwa ikipita 2 weeks najuanga imeogelea. I assume she has already discovered that I’m just regular negro raw dawging life fake smiling and with nothing interesting going on in his life. Naingia ghosting mode mara that and count it as a loss
My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.
My old man hunipigia asking how I am fairing namdanganya I'm all good saa hio niko sparring na rock bottom but he falls for it juu anajuanga I'm a nigga who can get shit done at any moment. Ndio maana kila siku I wake up ready to beat 3 things: the odds, my meat and a dumb bitch
Kinyozi ya 30 bob hakuna mambo mingi, source of entertainment ni Lucky Dube uki admire picha za ludacris kwa ukuta, ukimaliziwa barber anaingia BDSM na ile mkia ya farasi unanyoroshwa kama nzi za butchery.