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Orthodox Communist

[чаџип и ти @bitchgenstein]

i do not nor have ever held public office in bosnia and herzegovina

[eskimeyen videolar @eskimeyenvideo]

Bu video hiç eskimiyor her izlediğimde güldürüyor

[রাজ শেখর @DiscourseDancer]

Japan the only Muslim country where Sunnis and Shias can be together and being Sushi.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇯🇵 — The Islamic Republic of Japan.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

I met Mitch McConnell, she’s black

[Sneedle @SRamirez68083]

Ethics is the branch of philosophy that deals with taking a bunch of disjointed heuristics that evolved to allow a group of ~50 monkeys to cooperate and turning it into a logically coherent system that would kill a billion people if applied at scale.

[чаџип и ти @bitchgenstein]

@_realfolkblues_ es a de, nekako treći

[bob @bobblegum67]

baby is like the N word for toddlers

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

at some point in every autistic person's life they must learn the hard lesson that they are not actually a member of the bene gesserit seeing the social fabric of reality in ways no one else can, but are instead kind of a boring guy with a neurodevelopmental disorder

[чаџип и ти @bitchgenstein]

@hum_dunkin yes

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Taiwan solved tax evasion in 1951 with a trick so cheap it should embarrass every tax authority on the planet.

The problem was an all-cash economy full of small shops. A merchant pockets the cash, skips the receipt, and the sale never existed. Auditors can't catch what was never recorded, and hiring enough of them to watch every noodle stand costs more than the missing tax.

So finance chief Ren Xianqun flipped the incentive. Print a lottery number on every receipt. Draw winners every two months on live TV. Top prize today: NT$10 million, about $310K.

Suddenly the customer and the shopkeeper want opposite things. The merchant wants the sale off the books. The customer wants the ticket. And there are millions more customers than merchants. Every transaction now carries a built-in witness demanding the paper trail.

Year one, reported tax revenue jumped 75%, from NT$29 million to NT$51 million. Seventy-five years later, roughly 70% of Taiwanese still play. Convenience stores redeem the smallest NT$200 prizes at the register, so even a coffee receipt feels like a scratch card.

The elegant part is what the audit force costs. The prize pool runs about NT$7 billion a year, roughly $20 million. In exchange, the government gets 23 million unpaid auditors working every checkout line in the country, forever. No inspector general on earth delivers that coverage at that price.

Greece, Italy, Portugal, and Slovakia all copied it. The most effective compliance tool ever built looks like a game, and that's exactly why it works.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Cats don't actually love you"
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[the phantom callback @realjdburn]

it's all so very tiresome

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

was just trying to look up that narnia meme but i forgot they lobotomized google

[Eric Koch @EricDKoch]

Is he about to be forced to resign as the prime minister of the UK?