Mitch

Certified shit show

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

@maddieeeperryy Can you not. I’m tired of going to the doctors

[blacknfruity @KrisBeKnowin]

how I feel when I have to scroll down to the year I was born

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Me and sleep at night don’t mix.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I just announced Texas is OPEN 100%.

EVERYTHING.

I also ended the statewide mask mandate.

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

@hazanblazin Been doing this since it started

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

everything in the world is about sex, except Uno. Uno is about power

[amber👼🏻 @ambercrook22]

i can’t wait to be able to ride down the road with all the windows down in a bathing suit at 7pm as the sun sets

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

If you got none you ain’t my type

[hayls 🍒 @xox_hayls]

red flag

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

@xox_hayls My ideal situation is I have a baby with a beautiful young lady and then she gets a double life sentence. Boom out of the picture

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

I’m ready for a kid but not for a wife. Might be ass backwards but, ladies..Y’all SUCK

[SAUCY @jsaucy2x]

U threw dirt on my name and flowers still grew .... no wonder u hate me 😂

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Woke up this morning and noticed a bit more stubble. This always happens to me as I transition to you no who this Christmas.

[Mikayla D. @__mikaylad]

He blocked me on everything so I applied to his job… see you in the morning 😘

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

@Preston_V14 😈

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

@Gabe_Norton I’m going to lineman school in Texas for 4 months then where ever the work is

[Mitch @bitchitsmitch]

Out of Cali in 3 months ✌🏻